Stereotype yourself!

[triggrhappy94]

Lives in Northern California -> is a liberal (more or less true), smokes pot (on occasion), possibly has long hair (true)

Liberal, has long hair -> is a hippy (not true), is gay (not true)

long hair -> is emo (nope)

Long hair, quiet, and favors dark clothes -> goth (not true), into satanism/cults (not neccesarily true)

Is Irish -> is an alcoholic (I can't stand the taste of beer)

 

[Cookie-darling]

Every morning, I rise from my tipi and greet the sun with a morning ritual. Then me and the rest of the tribe jump on our horses and ride out after the buffalo. Along the way, we spot some strange people that are not from our tribe, so we kidnap them. After hunting and killing a great many buffalo, we bring back the meat and our captives to the village. Sitting Dove prepares the meat, while Tall Tree prepares the sacrificial ritual. We pray to our heathen gods, while rubbing paint all over ourselves and dancing around in a circle wildly, clapping our hands over our mouths and yelling in tongues. Then we sacrifice the captives, smoke a lot of peyote, and run around with feathers on our heads.

 

[Cookie-darling]

Thank you for calling customer service!

72 virgins here I come!!!! *blows up*

Today is the day I hop the fence and get into America!

I'm hungry...too bad there's no food and no medicine for my AIDS

(I am a Pakistani/Indian and Mexican Muslim from Africa)

That is a lovely combination you got there.

 

[dantheman931]

Floridian stereotypes snip'd

As a native Marylander, I have an unnatural affinity for blue crabs with Old Bay (I stir that shit in my coffee). I also exemplify that weird conflation of "redneck" and "wealthy jackass" that only native Marylanders seem able to achieve.

 

[dantheman931]

Well, I shot some gay guy the other day, decided to protest the idea of any form of reform the other day, and was preaching to some poor soul on how he needs to change his ways and accept Christ or he'll burn in hell. Also, decided to start fixing up my bike when my chain broke off of my leathers and fell into... you know what, screw it.

I'm an American Liberal Christian who grew up as a biker kid, enjoys his games, and would like it very much if people would just quit being complete idiots in politics.

No need to clarify. The whole point of this exercise is that national stereotypes are ridiculous, so we know you're not really like that. No worries.

 

[EternalFacepalm]

Today, I went and made fun of some homosexuals. Then I went back to fishing.
I'm Norwegian, btw. That's all I know about the majority of the country.

 

[Sir Boss]

I'm a Tasmanian, (the weenie little island south of the Australian mainland) that means i have two heads and can survive sub 0 kelvin, soon i am going to go surfing after having a barbecue, and after that I'm going to stroll up the mountain while wearing an akubra hat and a billy ready to boil. all while saying 'strewth' and 'ripper' a lot.

 

[Twilight.falls]

*Bow*

I'm descent of Asian. Engrish me good at not. High glades schoor. Doctol age 9. Big neld yes. Big anime fan yes. Awkald sociar skirrs. Have grasses. Rive on intelnet. Eat flied lice.

*Bow*


Good lord was that torturous to type out.

 

[Giantpanda602]

Awkward, overweight, geeky American teenager. Yea, that pretty much sums it up. Kind of like Barry from American Dad just more intelligent. A lot more.

 

[Tacticity]

dam keyboard and english langage, too complcat'd for me. why do i hav to learn in scool anyway, its stupd. moj jezyk jest latwiejszy y moje rodzice nie dbaja o angielski jezyk. dey drink belvedere all the tim neways.

I tried embracing my race's stereotype but it's pretty hard when I'm the exact opposite. Also, I was born in "Murrica" but my parents were both natives of Poland. And I know how to read, speak, and write it.