Stereotype yourself!
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Thanks. Jeez, five pages...Alumit said:
Also, to all you Brits drinkin your sissy beer, you need to try some good old Murrican horse-filtered Budweiser. Beer ain't sposed to taste good!
As an elitist Northern liberal, I take everything the wrong way. I also favor abolishing money in favor of shiny pebbles.HT_Black said:
I dunno why los stoopid pollutishans let u peeple in. America is just fine witout u. Our awsum Hollywood movies kick the crap outta yer pansy ones! Guns an essplosions an hot chicks! Comon! Get wit the program! Geez America pwnz u noobs! Socialism is for ******. Capitulzm rox! Now weres a pansy emo ***** I can wail on? I ned too feed my manly impulses. All this taking about you stoopid people is makin me feel girly.
(Not me exactly. Wanted to do a "stereotypical" American male. I think you can dissect it well enough without my help.
Thanks OP! That was fun! My sincerest apologies if that offends anybody. Hard to do it right without being confrontational.)
I'm a blue-collar Canadian, so I own a pickup moose. My pantry shelves consist of only Maple Syrup to keep me strong and energized while shovelling snow from my driveway twice a day. The work is tricky, but if I ever collapse from exhaustion i'll be instantly saved by the power of Free Healthcare; Then whenever I feel like leaving the hospital, I'll just take my lucky red toque and my curling rocks, and i'll be perfectly healthy to raise my hopeful two children, teaching them the alphabet from A to Z'd. I just hope they understand what i'm talking aboot.
Okay, enough of that.
Okay, enough of that.
Today I woke up at 5:30am and went to get my Starbucks coffee before a long 15 hour day of work. My career and portfolio is looking better by the week. Meanwhile I noticed that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have been seeing each other again. I guess there was some big earthquake somewhere far away (on the other side of the world, the third world) and many people are starving so I donated $1 at lunch to the "Feed a dying black child's family for a month for $1" foundation. I support the troops because they are fighting the Evil Doers and spreading justice in a land filled with people who kill and behead random Americans everyday. This evening I decided to play a videogame on my laptop and complain about traffic and how much worse life is getting in this terrible economy. It's also hard to understand why some people are so much stupider than me, especially people without a job.
Can you guess who I am?
Haha that's not really me... but of course I keep with the "Stereotype" theme
Can you guess who I am?
Haha that's not really me... but of course I keep with the "Stereotype" theme
My stereo-type would probably have to be Should become a priest or a monk so I don't have to deal with getting a girlfriend/getting married. Quite frankly I do want one but for some reason no girl really wants to go out with me. My friends who are somewhat like me but they have actually had girlfriends have come up with that they only go for nice guys when they want to start to try and settle down a bit.
I'm weird. Described as a general anime/gamer nerd, but I suppose for something more specific I would have to go with engineering geek. oh, I loves me the smell of burning metal, the lines of code, the sight of a fancy pair of calipers and oscilloscopes, building robots for hell of it and then watching your creations come to life.... ahhh.
Anyways, for geographical stereotypes.... I'm from Alabama, the end.
Anyways, for geographical stereotypes.... I'm from Alabama, the end.
I live close to Boston, so I must drop all my R's...I'm scene, so I must be a total attention whore...I have a small group of friends so I must be a loner.
Once I had ushered the polar bears to run in their giant wheels which power my igloo, I noticed this thread of threads. Of course this was all after my job as a lumberjack, where I still haven't heard aboot anything called a 'chain saw'. Axes for me, eh? As I sat here, sipping my liter of Molson Canadian, I wondered aboot what made us Canadians. I got nothin', but I really don't care aboot that, eh.
I guess I'd be a headbanger or metal head. But my national stereotype?
I spend the early hours of the morning playing rugby, after doing a little dance on the field. I'll swear at some Australian sports fans because I think they cheat, regardless of evidence. For lunch I'll go out and have sux fush n' a scoop a chups. At the evening I'll retire to the farm to spend some "quality" time with my livestock. Oh and somewhere I brag about how awesome Lord of the Rings is.
If I missed out any other New Zealand Stereotypes let me know.
I spend the early hours of the morning playing rugby, after doing a little dance on the field. I'll swear at some Australian sports fans because I think they cheat, regardless of evidence. For lunch I'll go out and have sux fush n' a scoop a chups. At the evening I'll retire to the farm to spend some "quality" time with my livestock. Oh and somewhere I brag about how awesome Lord of the Rings is.
If I missed out any other New Zealand Stereotypes let me know.
Well, I shot some gay guy the other day, decided to protest the idea of any form of reform the other day, and was preaching to some poor soul on how he needs to change his ways and accept Christ or he'll burn in hell. Also, decided to start fixing up my bike when my chain broke off of my leathers and fell into... you know what, screw it.
I'm an American Liberal Christian who grew up as a biker kid, enjoys his games, and would like it very much if people would just quit being complete idiots in politics.
I'm an American Liberal Christian who grew up as a biker kid, enjoys his games, and would like it very much if people would just quit being complete idiots in politics.
Was?Totenkopf said:
I can´t wait to get there!
Unfortunatly the Schweinebraten was burnt to bad to be eaten, because I forgot time pouring over the formulare I need to fill out to be allowed to buy some Oil for the Panzerketten.