Stereotype yourself!

[Crystalite]

Do you notice something?
Almost every stereotype involves the stereotypee to be constantly drunk.
Maybe we can put that down as a human universal?

Well I'm a fourteen year old girl so I obviously like Justain Bieber...

Believe me, I have no envy for your generation.

 

[Zirat]

Well yah see here, being up in the farmin country haint that bad. Weel take this har example, I was just on my porch, sipping my lemon dring and shucking mah corn while my houd doggies started barking at some queer-o-sexuals walking down the road. So I tuk it upony my self to start calling em out. and spitting my sunflower shell's at 'em. So they still dunt go away so I have to head out now and round me up a good 'ol fashioned lynchin mob. But not before I drag 'em around on my here harvester

(God I feel filthy typing that, worst part is that there are ACTUAL people like this where I live)

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Well I'm a fourteen year old girl so I obviously like Justain Bieber...

Believe me, I have no envy for your generation.

Nobody does... Nobody.
OMGOMGOMGOMG!
Justain Bieber! *screams*
Is what I have to live with...
Oh yes, I also like twilight....
*twitches*

 

[darthotaku]

i'm sitting on my snow mobile, wearing a touque and drinking tasty beer kept cold by the freezing temperatures in summer. I'm also complaining about the government, eating a doughnut from "Tim Hortons" and celebrating the fact that Sydney Crosby lead us to gold against the Americans in the only sport that matters.

Eh.

 

[Owlslayer]

Well... I'm quite good at studying stuff at school, i watch anime and read manga, i play a lot of video games, and hang around the internet quite a lot.I play Magic: the gathering and D&D often. I have glasses. So i guess I'm a geeky white guy?

Also, I live in Estonia. So two opinions:
1) I don't exist, no-one has ever heard of me.
2)I waited 3 hours in the line for the Internet to post this, i get confused when phones don't have wires, and a new interesting show called "Miami Vice" has just appeared in my 10" TV. I speak with a Russian accent, and to get warm i burn wood in my apartment. With 10 bucks you could become the president of my country and buy every single company.

Can't really come up with anything else here, just trying to get the "formerly occupied by the USSR" stereotype.
But seriously, like every 7-year-old kid has a cellphone and a killer PC.

Also, this thread is nice. The best posts so far were made by Icyneesan and QeenMichael.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Okay, here's mine for my home state (because the OP already did the country in general perfectly):

Well, I just got home from riding my horse to the store, and picked up a 69 pack of Bud Light. On my way back home, I came across a bunch of libruhls and homosexshals and I fired off a few rounds with my shotgun to scare 'em away. Her name is Ole Bessie. I love that gun!

When I got home, I polished my 420 guns and drank all the beers I'd just bought. I picked up the news paper, but then I realized I'm illiterate so I shot at some shit with Ole Bessie and Tiny Tim. Timmy's a colt revolver.

So then, I rustled up some cattle, shot 'em and had a giant barbecue. Everyone was invited. Except the gays. And the libruhls.

Then I went to a Tea Party rally.

note-

I am very supportive of gay rights in reality. Just a Texas stereotype.

 

[PxDn Ninja]

I'll give this a shot.

As a metalhead gamer, I try not to buy into stereotypes as they are just a corperate tool *reaches for some vodka delivered by a groupie cosplaying Asuka from Evangelion*. All I want to do is bring my music to the masses and share an experience with my fans *Looks out at the litterally dozen people who have heard of me, all looking like me (cause we hate conforming to corperate shit) and reading various satanic books*.

Of course, after the show tonight, I plan on have premarital sex with dozens of women without reguard to disease or marital status, then play some dnd and probably convince that group from earlier to commit suicide or blow up a government building, cause that is what it is all about.


Like that?

 

[Leemaster777]

Do you notice something?
Almost every stereotype involves the stereotypee to be constantly drunk.
Maybe we can put that down as a human universal?

Oh, come on, not EVERY stereotype involves drunks. Except Russian. And Irish. And Mexican. And Danish. And my own... wait, maybe you're on to something there.

 

[Judgement101]

I'm a.......honestly IDK hmmmm. Hypocritical Gamer fits me the best.

 

[CaptainAverage]

I'm the kinda guy that would laugh because this thread had 69 replies.

 

[qeinar]

I wöke up in my IKEA bed, and töök öut ä böök from my IKEA böökshelf. I then went döwnstairs to eat the smörgåsbord my blönde girlfriend Stinä häd måde for me and put ön öor IKEA tåble. I started reading the book while Stina put on some ABBA. The book wås The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest by Stieg Larsson. It wås nice tö know that, despite my häving reäd åll the Wallander novels, there were still good books to be found.

Oh, and may I please take this opportunity to point out that Swedish girls aren't called Helga ever?

i do not really see why any swedish would write english like that.. ever.. : p also annika would probably be a more well known swedish name. xD

 

[Jedamethis]

Well, I drive my sweet car over to the border everyday to try and get me, Manuel, Frederico, Pedro, Sanchez, Cesar, Lorenzo, Eloy, Cristiano, Juan, Jose, Enrique, Antonio, Roberto, Teresa, Catarina, Maria, Carmen, Marissa and Roberto into America to get jobs for our families.
And that's what I do everyday.

 

[tomtom94]

I'm a geek and a wannabe anarchist.
I'm also British middle-class.

 

[Kollega]

Perhaps even my tremendous warmachine would not want to go against a bear cavalry in the snow.
History teaches...

Admittedly, in the case of invading Russia it's more like "history whacks you over the head with an icicle untill you learn that winter is not a proper time for invasion".

Do you notice something?
Almost every stereotype involves the stereotypee to be constantly drunk.
Maybe we can put that down as a human universal?

Yeah, i am pretty sure we can. A clever observation, yet fairly unsurprising.

 

[Queen Michael]

Do you notice something?
Almost every stereotype involves the stereotypee to be constantly drunk.
Maybe we can put that down as a human universal?

Oh, come on, not EVERY stereotype involves drunks. Except Russian. And Irish. And Mexican. And Danish. And my own... wait, maybe you're on to something there.

We Swedes have no stereotypical drinking or booze. Now hand me my bottle of Absolut.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

I have no friends because I'm a gamer, also, I must fight polar bears in the streets of my home city because I'm Norwegian, which is a true stereotype.
Since I'm Norwegian, I must be a beautiful blonde girl.

 

[Queen Michael]

I have no friends because I'm a gamer, also, I must fight polar bears in the streets of my home city because I'm Norwegian, which is a true stereotype.
Since I'm Norwegian, I must be a beautiful blonde girl.

You're also a Christian. At least according to the Swedish stereotype.

 

[ArchAngelKira]

I'm a Gundamerican I one of those rare people who like gundam.

 

[no oneder]

I'm the scene artsy chick with high aspirations of being indie. An achieved indie film maker who is always discussing 'lighting' and 'pre-pro'. I'm also the music snob that can tell you all the line-ups of good bands. The film critique and the social drinker and smoker who enjoys using stuff like that.

Nation-wise, right now I'm the hockey-nut maple-syrup Canadian gal that doesn't fire a gun and says 'aboot'.
Tho I've also been the gun crazed, cheeseburger eating American, and the tequila drinking, sombrero wearing Mexican.