Steve Jobs' Last Words: Oh wow, Oh wow, Oh wow

[ACman]

Obviously, it was the name of his sled when he was a child.

Bobo?

(Random words to avoid short posting, television, japan, giant monster, earthquake, stream of conciousness, sweet nothings into the great goodnight, rosebud, laundromat.)

 

[Chelsea O'shea]

I like to think he saw god. It makes a lotta sense. Well, assuming he's atheist (and apparently he's an asshat so he prolly is)

Wow dude, way to stereotype there. I'm assuming you're a religious type, so you should stop violating that (child/woman/goat/baby female goat/Lower-Caste peasant) and pray to (God/Yahweh/Jehovah/Allah/Buddah(if you're mahayana)//whatever deity you're constructed for yourself) that he'll (forgive/enlighten) you so you won't (go to hell/be re-incarnated as a grape/be trapped in samsara forever) because of your blatant insults toward a group of people that have likely not done anything to harm you in your entire life.

Not very nice when other people do it, is it?

i would get mad too,but that guys name is trull,and we can guess what he may well be.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Spoiler

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

you sir, are a wanker

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

I'm sorry, but what the fuck is wrong with you? Did he ever personally hurt you? Did he ever cause someone's death or something?

Holy fuck, show some respect for the dead.

He was terrible to work with, most of the ideas actually came from Apple, and he never donated to charity (only recently learned this). The creator of Lisp, and the creator C have both passed away in the last month, and they accomplished far more than Steve Jobs. Wozniak was the main brain behind Apple, and he got screwed over by Jobs.

I don't think there's any need to show respect to the dead when they behave like he did.

i dont donate to charity, should i die in agony?

If you have billions of dollars? Yes.

 

[ImmortalDrifter]

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God fearing folk require a book of fairy tales to teach them a decent moral code.
Atheists use that thing called a conscience.

God fearing folk require the fear of burning in hell to be decent to other humans. (Which you fail at btw)
Atheists say "Why not just be decent to others, even if this there is no god"

God fearing folk seem to all believe that THEIR deity is the CORRECT deity.
Atheists ask "How's your deity different from the other 2870*? and why do you judge THEM?"
God fearing folk reply "Because ours is the true one"

*There are roughly 2870 confirmed deities in folk lore and other tales and I can say for certain that you're in for a major disappointment when you die buddy... And I'm glad that you'll be disappointed as you sir, are a complete c**t

Indeed. Stalin, Mao, and Hitler had great ones. Spewing insults show that you have a great one as well.

Indeed. Execept to people who hold believes other than atheism.* I see many more religious folk doing charity work and helping others while atheists use their morally superior time trading porn for bibles.

Indeed. While atheists seem to forget that that is the entire point of holding religious beliefs. Also, dieties differ greatly. I'm sure you would consider Jesus and Vishnu different upon closer inspection.

*How do you know he's in for disappointment? Who are you to judge anyone? Why bother starting an argument on an unrelated forum?

I'm a nihilist btw; I just find it humorous how intolerant atheists are. Not to say that the original comment wasn't the same. Both groups need to stop the perpetual pissing match and get on with their fucking lives. Everyone would be a lot better off.


OT: He probably said that while receiving the revelation that naming the Iphone 4s the Iphone 5 would have probably prevented a lot of bitching by the consumers. Then he killed himself facepalming.

 

[WeAreStevo]

I lol'd my ass off at some of these comments. Well played Escapists.

OT: I would hope he had something more epic to say. This is a tad bit disapointing.

Still, I think he should have trolled the Apple fanbase by saying he had plans for a new, shiny, white Apple ip......*dead*

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Sigh.

Sooooo many atheists.

Sigh.

Sooooo many anti-rationalists.

 

[LTAshler]

Weird. Are they sure he wasn't saying "Oh ow"? or some-such. And what's the deal with the license plate thing? People keep bringing that up.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

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God fearing folk require a book of fairy tales to teach them a decent moral code.
Atheists use that thing called a conscience.

God fearing folk require the fear of burning in hell to be decent to other humans. (Which you fail at btw)
Atheists say "Why not just be decent to others, even if this there is no god"

God fearing folk seem to all believe that THEIR deity is the CORRECT deity.
Atheists ask "How's your deity different from the other 2870*? and why do you judge THEM?"
God fearing folk reply "Because ours is the true one"

*There are roughly 2870 confirmed deities in folk lore and other tales and I can say for certain that you're in for a major disappointment when you die buddy... And I'm glad that you'll be disappointed as you sir, are a complete c**t

Indeed. Stalin, Mao, and Hitler had great ones. Spewing insults show that you have a great one as well.

Indeed. Execept to people who hold believes other than atheism.* I see many more religious folk doing charity work and helping others while atheists use their morally superior time trading porn for bibles.

Indeed. While atheists seem to forget that that is the entire point of holding religious beliefs. Also, dieties differ greatly. I'm sure you would consider Jesus and Vishnu different upon closer inspection.

*How do you know he's in for disappointment? Who are you to judge anyone? Why bother starting an argument on an unrelated forum?

I'm a nihilist btw; I just find it humorous how intolerant atheists are. Not to say that the original comment wasn't the same. Both groups need to stop the perpetual pissing match and get on with their fucking lives. Everyone would be a lot better off.


OT: He probably said that while receiving the revelation that naming the Iphone 4s the Iphone 5 would have probably prevented a lot of bitching by the consumers. Then he killed himself facepalming.

Incidentally, of those 2870 deities, most of them belong to polytheistic religions -- which even in ancient times were a bit of a mythological kitchen sink. I mean, the Egyptian goddess Isis was quite popular in ancient Rome, and the reason Christians (and Jews) were persecuted is because they refused to accept the possibility of there being more than one god, and therefore refused to pay even lip service to the cult of the Emperor -- which is about like refusing to pledge to the flag today, except without the benefit of free speech keeping you from being executed for it. I can think of three religions that actually have that "my god is the only one" thing going, and oddly enough, they all worship the same god.

Weird. Are they sure he wasn't saying "Oh ow"? or some-such. And what's the deal with the license plate thing? People keep bringing that up.

With the last words: your guess is as good as mine, although I'm sure they probably transcribed them correctly.

As for the license plate, he found a loophole in California law that gave a six month grace period between buying a car and getting a license plate for it. He made a deal with a dealership to get a brand new car every six months to avoid having to buy a license plate tag. He said that he did it to protect his privacy, but that apparently didn't stop him from using it to park in a handicapped space while leaving any cops no way to check and see if he had a legitimate need for it.

 

[ImmortalDrifter]

Sigh.

Sooooo many atheists.

Sigh.

Sooooo many anti-rationalists.

That's a very well hidden insult you have going there. Odd, I don't seem to see him insulting you...

 

[Alade]

Obviously, it was the name of his sled when he was a child.

You just totally made my day. Here's your free internets.

 

[gabe12301]

I like to think he saw god. It makes a lotta sense. Well, assuming he's atheist (and apparently he's an asshat so he prolly is)

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God fearing folk require a book of fairy tales to teach them a decent moral code.
Atheists use that thing called a conscience.

A bit sparingly.

God fearing folk require the fear of burning in hell to be decent to other humans. (Which you fail at btw)
Atheists say "Why not just be decent to others, even if this there is no god"

you've kinda defeated your own point by posting this...and have you ever left your house?

God fearing folk seem to all believe that THEIR deity is the CORRECT deity.
Atheists ask "How's your deity different from the other 2870*? and why do you judge THEM?"
God fearing folk reply "Because ours is the true one"

And what makes you think your right?When was your last death?

*There are roughly 2870 confirmed deities in folk lore and other tales and I can say for certain that you're in for a major disappointment when you die buddy... And I'm glad that you'll be disappointed as you sir,

Nothingness doesn't exactly sound very fulfilling.

are a complete c**t

well, you aren't exactly the most charming man on earth are you?

And you think were the ignorant ones. Atheist are so insecure that they actively attack other beliefs for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves.

I'll believe in heaven and you can believe in...I don't know...dirt.

I'm not even putting up my flame shields. Come at me bros.

OT:I felt disappointed. I expected an apology to his neglected daughter, maybe he would give some credit to the engineers that designed the stuff that people give him credit for. maybe he would donate to something for once in his life. But nope. Just Oh wow.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Sounds like he had an Orgasm to be honest.

Or maybe he saw how fast apple will lose team and relevance once he died.

 

[Mettking]

He was supposed to live on long enough to add: "It's not a blue screen, spinning wheel, or red ring. It's..." then die.

 

[Jingle Fett]

Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow...it's full of stars!

 

[blaize2010]

let me finish it:

"Oh wow oh wow oh wow, i can't believe these morons bought all this crap that i barely added to."

I hope it was uttered in pain and agony, the selfish prick.

ok, i rip on dead people a good bit, but i wish no pain or death upon them. seriously dude. not cool.

can you wish pain and death upon a dead person? seems redundant. hey, hitler. i hope you die. oh wait...

 

[Hamish Durie]

Obviously, it was the name of his sled when he was a child.

for quoting citizen cane you have received 10+ internets

 

[BanicRhys]

He obviously knew those were going to be his last words so he decided to say something ambiguous.

That, or there was a nurse under the sheets.

 

[dbphreakdb]

If you have billions of dollars? Yes.

If I don't wanna run or donate a charity, that's my right (i'd much rather take a homeless guy out to a meal than give him money that could possibly be spent on something else, then give him money when he's actually done eating).

No, Steve Jobs wasn't some saint. Yes, he could be rather.... ugly, personality wise. But maybe, we could put a bit of human decency out there and leave the man alone.

OT: Maybe he finally saw the equation that led to 42.

 

[blaize2010]

I like to think he saw god. It makes a lotta sense. Well, assuming he's atheist (and apparently he's an asshat so he prolly is)

.....

God fearing folk require a book of fairy tales to teach them a decent moral code.
Atheists use that thing called a conscience.

A bit sparingly.

God fearing folk require the fear of burning in hell to be decent to other humans. (Which you fail at btw)
Atheists say "Why not just be decent to others, even if this there is no god"

you've kinda defeated your own point by posting this...and have you ever left your house?

God fearing folk seem to all believe that THEIR deity is the CORRECT deity.
Atheists ask "How's your deity different from the other 2870*? and why do you judge THEM?"
God fearing folk reply "Because ours is the true one"

And what makes you think your right?When was your last death?

*There are roughly 2870 confirmed deities in folk lore and other tales and I can say for certain that you're in for a major disappointment when you die buddy... And I'm glad that you'll be disappointed as you sir,

Nothingness doesn't exactly sound very fulfilling.

are a complete c**t

well, you aren't exactly the most charming man on earth are you?

And you think were the ignorant ones. Atheist are so insecure that they actively attack other beliefs for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves.

I'll believe in heaven and you can believe in...I don't know...dirt.

I'm not even putting up my flame shields. Come at me bros.

OT:I felt disappointed. I expected an apology to his neglected daughter, maybe he would give some credit to the engineers that designed the stuff that people give him credit for. maybe he would donate to something for once in his life. But nope. Just Oh wow.

this. this is why i neither identify myself as athiest or christian, or by any label, anymore. because no matter what you say, you seem to take part in some existential flame war. here's an idea. stop talking about it. religion is a topic for discussion in private, and it is something that, if either of your two groups really gave a fuck about, you'd both talk about in a clear headed fashion. there is no need to throw a fit every time everyone uses the G word. i know it's not the christian guys first this time, but it's not always the athiest being a gigantic bag of dick. there is nothing wrong with believing in either, it's the twenty first century, and we're all semi mature adult man children here. fucking act like it.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Sigh.

Sooooo many atheists.

Sigh.

Sooooo many anti-rationalists.

That's a very well hidden insult you have going there. Odd, I don't seem to see him insulting you...

Great, you won't see me insulting him then.