Stop Picking on the Russians!

[I Have No Idea]

Have an FPS starring the dude from FPSRussia. Boom. Problem solved. Now it's all about one man in his quest against the tyranny of his homeland.

 

[Jakub324]

I'd like to see Israel vs the Middle East, but I think that one's probably too sensitive to touch.

 

[The Funslinger]

South Park did USA vs Canada already, and in a way no game can top.

That said I wouldnt mind seeing a game where USA was the bad guy. Change of pace, yes please.

That said I really dont care. Wargames have little interest to me, and individual stories are usually more compelling than national ones anyway.

Just make a historically accurate game of the European "American" settler's massacre of the Native Americans. A bigger feat of back stabbery and dick moves in American history there never was, and they're the ones who perpetrated it.

 

[teebeeohh]

why not a WW2 game with with dinosaurs where you play as a german soldier who hates what the nazis do to his country and he just happens to be one of the first people to see combat during D-Day and after.

 

[thespyisdead]

Well, personally, I think that there is the fact that the USA only had conflicts with a few other countries/regions/nations EVER. Nazi Germany, 'Nam, Japan, the USSR, the MidEast.

you seem to be forgetting that US (if you can actually call it that at the time) did have a conflict with UK

Ты сказаешь они, брат!
In all seriousness, I don't play a lot of war games, so that "trend" doesn't bother me.

i think you mean "скажи им, брат!" but even that form is like running nails on a chalkboard with my rusty russian

OT: the whole idea of mocking russians comes from the american fear or russians during the cold war. if we look at movies from the 80s, who is the bad guy? most likely a russian

on a side note, i find it hilarious and/or concerning, that american studios can't get real russians to do the russian voices, so they hire some person, who can emulate a russian accent, and then set him to do the actual russian script...

on a second side note:

forum!!! y u no read cyrillics !!!

 

[Danny Ocean]

Russian Ultranationalists.

Really it should be hawkish US Ultranationalists. I get the impression there's way more of those.

 

[Laser Priest]

I think we need a game with a war against angry upper-middle class, suburban mothers.

 

[Danny Ocean]

I think we need a game with a war against angry upper-middle class, suburban mothers.

I can picture it now:

"The Five-Minutes War."

 

[SnakeoilSage]

How about a Stealther game? You join Agent "Orange" and Agent "Maroon" as Agent "Cover of Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of the Moon." You are hired by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to infiltrate the White House which has been taken over by Glenn Beck, Vice President O'Reilly, and their Legion of Doom Honour. You'll explore familiar sights of the White House, evade security teams, keep yourself alive on a diet of complimentary mints and coffee, and rescue the beautiful Lady Liberty from Beck's villainous hands. The whole game ends with you embracing Liberty on the deck of the U.S.S. Reason surrounded by cheering orphans rescued from Beck's Mount Rushmore Doom Fortress.

The game features a moral choice system in which you either side with Jon Stewart in exposing the your enemies' ineptitude in a humorous manner while begging them to change/stop for the greater good, or side with Stephen Colbert and imitate your enemies in an ironic, mocking fashion to shame them.

 

[JesterRaiin]

Tsk, tsk, tsk, do not underestimate might of Russian Bear. Never ever. Some people did and look how well it ended for them.

OT : I'd really like to play games rooted in those "alternate history" settings. Germania ruling over whole Europe, uninhabited North America, Brits stil holding their colonies, India using Vimanas, Dinosaurs roaming Africa, Poland as Islam-state...

 

[Okysho]

You know who we need in shooters? Monsters. Not aliens, I mean vampires, demons, the like. They are a much better target.

Or zombies!!!

oh wait...

while we're at it, can we cut out the zombies too?

let's make a tally.

no russians
no middle easterns
no nazis
no zombies
no aliens

that leaves us with...

Giant spiders
non-glittery vampires (for manly sake)
demons
merpeople
werewolves
and every other country not mentioned above

I also second the idea of the US as the baddies for a change.

 

[ElPatron]

USA versus the Eastern European potential crossdressing supervillain

Well, you don't want Russians, but you prefer Eastern European (former SovBloc) villains?

WHY US IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Why not a European Union force, like in BF2 Euro Fury? Taking on the Somali situation, protecting streets in southern Africa, patrolling jungles in the Congo or in South-east Asia?

Peace-keeping mission turns hot for some reason, maybe old Soviet nukes found in Africa, left behind by the communist forces leaving the continent in a hurry.


Or an arms dealer in Somalia. Rebels in Asian jungles?


I know people are still touchy about this subject, but why not Eastern European issues like the Bosnian conflict/Chechnya?

 

[BoTTeNBReKeR]

Well, if you'd make an modern-day FPS without having the US as the good guys, not only would it not sell quite as well in the US, but it'd probably also cause some major outcry from the US. "We're the bad guys? This is pure propaganda!"

Also, am I the only one finding it extremely funny how every story about these fictional modern day conflicts between Russia and the US never even mention China... at all. I mean, a war between China and the US would make for a better setting if you ask me. But then again, good luck making the US win the war at the end and still making it look believable.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Id actually like to see america as the bad guys for once (Im american and by the time this post goes out i might already be in custody of the CIA) like for example, Russia has war with lets say china, Russia wins but is heavily crippled. america is overpopulating so they invade Russia to take over and move the population over there. you play as a Russian spetznas trying to repel the invasion with SAS support (i like the SAS). there, that works. oh and you switch gameplay with spetznas and SAS between missions

Well, considering that such a ridiculous reason for war as "we wanted their land" wouldn't really sit that well with the UN and most civilized nations, the war wouldn't last all that long. Basically, it would be the US vs. Russia, Canada, Japan, UK, France, Spain, Italy, China, Mexico, Australia and almost everywhere else. So, yeah, that would just sort of suck for the US.

 

[Vigilantis]

South Park did USA vs Canada already, and in a way no game can top.

That said I wouldnt mind seeing a game where USA was the bad guy. Change of pace, yes please.

That said I really dont care. Wargames have little interest to me, and individual stories are usually more compelling than national ones anyway.

Aren't we the "Bad guy" to whatever opposing force we are facing? It doesn't really matter because it will always be "these guys are bad for this reason and you are the only one that can stop them!", copy paste whatever country/organization you want in hero and villain spaces and you are set.

Pick on Russians...I love Russians...especially their blonde green eyed gals.

 

[Matthew Dunn]

(The Russians aren't even the bad guys anymore. America's biggest threat from another country is either China or North Korea.)

How about themselves ?

(How about the UK? I'm a solid Brit, but I would certaintly buy a game with the UK and the US fighting.)

Because we would win clearly... XD But I like your idea.

Okai so I'm not very good with the quoting things so anything in brackets is a quote

 

[ElPatron]

(The Russians aren't even the bad guys anymore. America's biggest threat from another country is either China or North Korea.

North Korea tries any funny stuff, the US authorizes Japan to let loose on their Self Defence Forces, american and South Korean troops pummel trough the borders.




China already owns half of the US. Why would they fight each other? Also, BF2 did it before this thread so not that original.

 

[Anomynous 167]

First of all, I'm Canadian. Now...

USA versus Canada

LOL! What, are you serious? "Oh, let's just pit a massive super power against a group of hicks riding battle moose and using .22's...Plus, think about it. Canada exports massive amounts of resources (Food, oil, water, etc) to the USA. How is it realistic that they would attack us? How the heck would we be able to INSTIGATE them to attack us?

Burn the Russians, their inventions suck.

If I recall, a bunch of moosemen kicked the arses of a certain super power in a little thing called "The War of 1812"*
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I think Tchaikovsky also did a peace on it, but then again, there were a million wars back then on that year.
To answer your question: It is realistic because the CWC** is the only country besides the UMS*** that shares a land border with the USA, and in the past wars have been shown to be extremely unprofitable (for both sides) when done between two countries that don't share a land border.

Why not do a first person shooter of The Great War? Yeah, using a Mauser and shootin the french! Now there is a game that could sell

Because every one is too much of a dunderhead to comprehend the shear awsomeness of what gameplay would be like in such a historical setting that they automatically assume that it would be a load of not good... Also, the Great War is AKA WWI, and pretty much all the silly-minded fools likes WWII better because that is a sequel.
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Now for my two cents, personally, I think a hypothetical Russian-American war would be too one-sided. Russia ain't the woman she used to be. That is why I reckon that the best match-up in a (modern day) one-on-one match up for the Americans are (sadly) the Franks. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_military_expenditures
What you say? The People's Republic of China (PRoC) has a larger defense budget than France? Ho, ho, ho! The PRoC won't be competing against the Americans any time soon. They (the Chinese) are preparing for the inevitable conflict with Russia, as evidenced by the fact that most of their budget is going to knitting fluffy sweaters.


*Blast, some one got to mentioning that war before me.
** United Mexican States
*** Common Wealth of Canada.

 

[DOOMGUY '93]

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