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AvroLancaster said:
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I think that the word liberal is misused criminally in the United States. Meanwhile in the commonwealth it is usually only used as an alternative to "Social Democrat" and "Conservative."

This bothers me because I am a liberal, I believe that the only guiding principle behind any law is to increase the freedom of a citizen.

Classical Liberalism is a right wing philosophy that gets a hard on for the free market. Most American "conservatives" are either lunatics who believe that the "In God We Trust" on their money means that their country was actually secretly intended to be a theocracy, or are in fact classical liberals. Ronald Reagan was not a conservative, he was a classical liberal.

Reform Liberalism is an umbrella term for not the above. This is where I and most modern liberals (who are not mislabeled social democrats) fall in. We believe, like a classical liberal, that your freedom ends only where my freedom begins and that my freedom ends where your freedom begins. We also believe that if you are wage slaving at McDonald's and living in a cardboard box with no prospects that doesn't qualify as free. The goals of private enterprise are often counter to the well being (again, in a freedom-centric sense) of the population. The government needs to serve as a sentinel, a watchdog that with perfect vigilance and the tenacity of a hawk must guard the freedoms of its people from external threats as well as from both itself and from those that would erode the freedoms of its people from within.

Liberalism is the philosophy that protects the liberty of its people, reform liberalism is the philosophy that adds compassion into the equation and, in my belief, is the most rational choice for any society.

This is my original post, an appeal to Americans and commonwealthers alike, please do not misuse this word, because you are probably a liberal of some sorts deep down and you should look into Liberal parties as viable logical options that wish to see democracy function as it was meant to since its inception.
But who watches the watchers? I agree with your philosophy for the most part, but I think if you work in McDonalds and live in a cardboard box because of decisions you willingly made(no matter how stupid or uninformed you were) is freedom. Freedom cannot exist without the responsibility to accept the consequences of your actions. If you don't have to accept that responsibility because the gov't saves you whenever something goes wrong, then you aren't free. Especially considering that means they have the power to interfere in your life at their discretion, which leads back to who watches the watchers.
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There's no such thing as Road Rage. Everybody just has varying degrees of Road Intolerance for Stupidity. Those who don't; are the stupid ones. (Yes I did come up with that while driving)
This is an amazing thought, I love it.
Who will watch the watchers?

I think that this statement in this context implies a certain amount of fear or resentment towards the government. I don't mean to leave the impression that I think governments are to be trusted because they are governments, but at the same time, realistically speaking, Spartan, most western governments aren't the boogyman, they aren't out to get you and they certainly aren't tyrannical. Sometimes they might be ineffective or corrupt, but for the most part Canada, USA, UK, Australia, NZ, etc. have governments that are pretty far from the rhetoric that statement implies.

Anyway, with no disrespect intended, I think that your worldview is a little skewed with the McDonald/Box scenario. There is no such thing as equal opportunity, forgetting things like bigotry and prejudice, there are still those who have talent and those who have none, there are still those who have connections and those who have none, there are still those who have inheritance and those who have none, and there are still those who have disability and those who have none.

With the McDonald/Box example the intervention I was proposing wasn't that of government as a saviour coming in to save those who are hard on their luck. I was supporting a philosophy that preserves and protects their freedom. Minimum wage means that a person trapped in a situation where their best job prospect is Mcdonald's (whether you feel they deserve this situation or not) is still somewhat free. They don't need to work 80hours a week to stay alive if their government protects them from their employer's interests by declaring a minimum wage that ensures they can afford life and leisure (at least to some degree). Universal Health Care ensures that an individual who has had the misfortune of disease doesn't have to bankrupt themselves and end up in an 80hour a week scenario down the road (if they live) in order to live.

Reform Liberalism (or any Liberalism) does not afford the government the ability to "interfere in your life at their discretion." It simply posits that your freedom ends where mine begins. Mine ends where yours begins.

In the specific context of Reform Liberalism this is interpreted to mean more than a strict formal legal equality. It means that the person who screwed up their life and can work only at McDonald's (or the person who through circumstances beyond their control must do the same, really, it's unfair to judge) can still be free.

I really hope this doesn't come off as confrontational - it isn't, it's more of a clarification. I think that if the philosophy of a government, of a constitution, is that the freedom of an individual is the most important thing, more important than their very life, then I would assume they have already worked out who will watch the watchers - and it's probably a pretty damn good compromise.
Firstly, this is a long post, and I'm exhausted, so I will probably miss something, but hey I'm trying.

On to the good stuff. Governments don't need to be feared, but any objective look at history shows that governments will eventually start exploiting their people, it begins with corruption and it ends at tyranny. They need to be watched, "The price of Freedom is Constant Vigilance" and all that. At the same time, you are one hundred percent correct in that no government in the west is anywhere close to tyranny at this moment.

I was a little unclear it seems. I didn't mean to imply that the McDonald's/Box scenario is always or even usually the fault of the person involved, sometimes bad stuff happens and you end up in a bad situation. But I don't think it's as bad as people make it out to be. I know people who made enough of a living on minimum wage to eventually get an education and good job.

And there are plenty of jobs that pay well that require no connections or education. I can name 2 right off the top of my head that people I know got without any connections or education, that pay better money than most people make with college degree level jobs. Still, most times these people do need help for one reason or another, but if you drop out of high school in the 10th grade because "you just don't see the point" (I know several people who said exactly that, and weren't even failing) then you reap what you sow.

On a slightly less relevant, but very important(IMO) note: Talent has nothing to do with opportunity. Talent is mostly made up of practice anyway, if you work hard enough you really can get good at just about anything. and even skill has nothing to do with equal opportunity. That said, i agree with you, equal opportunity in the sense that it's used today is complete bull, but i dont' think that's a problem. The world needs janitors as much as it needs engineers(more probably) and if they can live off their wage(I know that's a big if in the current state of affairs, but that's more of a comment on the economy than the fairness of human inequality) than they should be left where they are, life is what you make it.

The comment about the government swooping in has more to do with my observations of the current trends in our society, most notable "No(Every)child left behind" style of education, and frivolous lawsuits among others, which I believe are leading towards a society with no accountability and no real freedom.(very long term). Not really anything to do with your comments, a bit of a projection on my part, but I'm exhausted and I guess I did a little of "seeing what I expected to see."

Another tangent: I'm against universal healthcare. I think it's stupid simply because federal level governments are horribly inefficient and corrupt. We would be much better off if we took steps to reduce the cost of healthcare. it has skyrocketed in the past 30-40 years(both my parents and one of my aunts and 2 of my cousins work in healthcare) mostly because of ludicrous malpractice lawsuits and over-regulation. Over-regulation makes it so that a small doctors office that should only need one doctor, one or two nurses, and a receptionist now requires 2 doctors, 5 or more nurses, and 3 secretaries to fill out all of the paperwork and to meet all the procedure requirments. If we cut healthcare costs by reducing regulation(within reason), reducing or preventing frivolous malpractice lawsuits, than it would be much more successful than giving a mandatory universal health insurance. In places where it's particularly bad(like America) you could even pay some operating costs with the federal government, like utilities and healthcare and pensions for employees, than you could make health insurance affordable for more people at a lower cost than by nationalizing health insurance(IMHO)

Ur last 3 paragraphs are a little unclear to me in my current state, so feel free to point out if you think i misunderstood you.
Point of Fact: I would consider myself a reform liberal as well(well, technically I consider myself an independent, but my personal beliefs and philosophy are almost identical to John Stuart Mill, which is very close to what you are describing) so I'm not disagreeing with you on any major points, just pointing out some places where I believe this type of liberal thought requires some closer examination.

Beyond that, "Your freedom ends where mine begins. Mine ends where yours begins." sounds really pretty, but it's not nearly so simple as that. To take an extreme example that my philosophy professor used in my class last semester: If the government makes it illegal for one man to punch another in the face for no reason, is that government protecting a person's right to not get punched in the face, or infringing a person's right to punch someone in the face?"

Like I said, it's a very moral statement, "your freedom ends where mine begins. Mine ends where yours begins," but it is functionally useless, because it does nothing to define that line in any real sense, because protecting someone from another person is inherently taking away the other person's right to harm them.
To put an example, of my own creation, on the other side of things. Children are abused all the time, by their parents, or through their parent's ineptitude. Therefore, to protect the right's of those children not to be abused, shouldn't we prevent felon's from keeping children, or take it one step further, shouldn't we just create boarding/school-esk facilities where all children must be raised by law, so that they cannot be abused by family members? It would also do away with many of the inequalities you mentioned earlier. But while it would protect the right's of the children, it would remove, or at least heavily limit, the rights of the parents.

Or perhaps something a little more realistic, like the abortion debate. Do you unilaterally protect the unborn child's right to life, or do you protect the mother's right to decide the fate of her own body? Or let's talk about many penal codes which regulate how high your grass can grow. Should we force someone to keep their lawn at a low height to encourage high property values, or should we protect that person's right to decide what he does with his own property?

The line is not simple to draw, and that is really where most political debates spring from, where to draw that line. I doubt you will find many people who would disagree with the statement that "your freedom ends where mine begins. Mine ends where yours begins." and yet there are as many different opinions on law, philosophy, and politics as there are people.

I can even apply your reasoning to create something of a logical paradox. If a person should always be free, unless it interferes with the freedom of another, than shouldn't that person be free to give up that freedom?

Finally, you don't come off as confrontational at all, and I apologize if I do. If I attack flaws in ur logic, it's not because i think that you're wrong, but because i think that every philosophy has some flaws in it, and the only way we can fix that is by thinking about it.

As for us already working out who will watch the watchers, I think you would be surprised. In my opinion, the US government is already something of a circus to create the illusion of an illusion of choice(God that's confusing, i will try to clarify tomorrow if you want) rather than a true meaningful representational government, and i think this happened because our founding fathers chose the wrong people to watch the watchers. Still, It has been a pretty damn good compromise, and will continue to be for a long time yet to come.
 

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Ambi said:
This is ridiculous, nothing in this thread is original (in the larger scope of things). But here I am thinking up the same type of trite philosophical drabble. Maybe it's not so bad, I love you all. Should I try to be original? I'd probably sacrifice sense and coherency if I did. What would the point of that be?
There is no such thing as originality. Everything that we think is based upon our experiences, making it an amalgamation of everything else. What differs is how you process it, and in turn convey it.

Right now you're given a wall to write on, with a free pass to place a unique thought, not bound by what has been said before or will be said after.

Say what you want to say. It will affect everyone who reads it, whether they realize it or not, as it melds with all their other experiences to help form their view of the world.

What more of a point could you want?
 

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I am the only person that I know am 100% trustworthy, 100% controllable, and 100% true. Everyone, everything, that I encounter, could be an illusion. All others could be animals simply placed here to view my reaction by some higher being, or (in a more "government conspiracy" fashion) they could be robots or contolled devices meant to react in certain ways to each and every one of my statements. I only know of my sentience, because that is the only one I know is under my control. Everything I ever do could be meticulously planned out so I could experience it, and I'd never know it. Maybe my life is a gigantic simulation, and when I die I'll wake up out of the simulation booth as a completely different being. But regardless of all that, I accept everything around me to be real, because no truer sense of reality exists. And if some greater presence were controlling the events around me, I need to do my best to satisfy that control; what else can I do besides that if it was my purpose? Anyway, I hope whoever read this enjoyed it.
I thought about something very similar to this when I was younger, but in a somewhat less elegant manner. I recently read Breakfast of Champions and was sad to see I was not the only one.

OT: I caught this at the wrong time because I feel like talking, and typing is the next best thing. So here is ranting, avoid the inevitable wall of text and bad grammar if desired:

In the big picture humanity is going in the wrong direction. We are working so hard to give all the freedom and luxuries we like to think we enjoy to all and I it is in all likeliness killing us. In the big picture, I don't matter. You don't matter. No one single person really matters. We will all die that is for certain, but humanity has a small chance to live on, and a slightly better chance if we all work to preserve it. There is no real point in happiness except maybe the fact that it can keep us productive. Humanity's mindset has never truly extended beyond our planet so we believe we have conquered the wild and nothing will change that. To better ensure our survival we must prepare for the possibilities which we have the power to prevent and take a different approach in our actions. For example, courtesy and fairness are nothing but weaknesses when you cannot guarantee that the other side will maintain the same standards so we must prepare to be suddenly and violently assaulted by whatever else exists in unknown territories, be it sentient or otherwise (if non-sentient then any type of mercy or conscious warning is obviously an impossibility). To ensure the sprint to preparedness is won, humanity must be united like never before under one totalitarian entity which can be trusted to do all in its power to progress towards this preparedness and once feasibly achieved, start work against the next preventable threat. Survival may very well require humanity to evolve into one entity through extreme racial singularity (I don?t think I?m using that right but it is all I can think of at this time of night) which has the sole purpose of pure efficiency and defensive progression by any means necessary to ensure continuation. In other words very opposite to the perfect example of one of our current systems which sacrifices efficiency for the satisfaction of the individual: democracy which, at least here in the states, is like having two people in the same body both wanting to walk in opposite directions.

What I have severely digressed from is that we have and never will reign over every frontier and thus cannot divert resources to luxuries if we wish to maximize our chance at survival. I?m not saying I believe we should take this course however, because hey, I like our inefficiency if it gives me more dooming enjoyment and less ruthless totalitarianism :p

So yeah. There it is. I don?t know if that is originality or insanity, but that is what I was thinking about tonight. Besides what is originality? We are all shaped by what we have been through. Ahh you beat me to it Grey Walker.

I could go on and into detail on many things, but I think everyone would agree with me in that I shouldn?t.
 

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Things that are ironic:

1) The OP is not posting something original. I am reminded of the teacher from Community that demands people 'seize the day' as the assignment for accounting. A great episode, by the way.
2) The second post is some My Little Ponies, which I am certain isn't something he invented as they've been around longer than the internets.
3) There are original posts in here, but I lost interest to go find them at the title.
4) Next time, make your title 'Post something original' so people know what it's about.
5) The title is a parody of a 60's song.

Good day.
 

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spartan231490 said:
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Justice is a myth. Think about it, it works two ways. The idea that somehow, there is an equilibrium, 'Karma', so to speak, is ludicrous. Newborn babies, who have never done anything wrong die, unable to earn any kind of good luck in exchange. Murderers walk free, and innocent men die by lethal injection.

The second way it works, is that no government can pursue any kind of true justice. No matter what you do, guilty men will walk free, and innocent men will be punished, and even if that weren't the case. I seriously doubt that even going so far as killing a murderer is any kind of justice, the victim is dead, and nothing will bring them back, and the family will not get to see them again just because the person who did it is dead. The only justifiable purpose for law is to prevent actions which harm members of the populace, I.E. crime, so law's purpose should be deterrence, not justice. Justice is the realm of God, not Men, any man made justice is nothing but a myth.

Pretty sure that's original. You caught me at a good time with this thread, this is a rather recent thought of mine, in another month I will likely have forgotten it, if the past is any indication.
I think what you mean is that complete justice doesn't exist, not that justice doesn't exist. Some notion of justice has to exist, otherwise you wouldn't realize what was unjust. It's kind of like how Goodness can only exist if there is Evil/badness to differentiate from.
No, I meant what I said. Justice is a myth. It has been conceptualized, but it doesn't exist(at least not in this life. I have no authority to claim anything about what may or may not come after). Partial justice doesn't exist either.

Justice is just a word thrown about to give moral authority to a punishment. However, punishment needs no moral authority beyond being a deterrent of similar undesirable actions from others. As for us knowing when something is unjust, we don't.

We can't know how any action will balance on the scales of universal 'justice.' A man kills a child, sounds unjust, but maybe that kid would one day grow to be a mass-murderer, or a child molester. We can't know that that action was unjust, or even evil. but we still have the moral authority, as a society, to punish that action, because killing a person is usually going to be a bad thing for society, and because if it is a common occurrence, panic and fear will endanger the lives of everyone.

'Unjust' is almost always used to describe something that was evil or cruel, not even things which our society considers to be 'unjust.' At least, that's what my experience tells me.
ok, I get what you're saying. You're saying that Justice doesn't manifest itself in this reality, but that the concept of Justice as an absolute idea does in fact exist. We just don't (and perhaps can't) really know what executed Justice would look like, and therefore all justice systems that exist today are not really justice systems at all, but failed attempts.

Your view differs from another view of justice: That justice is not necessarily a concrete idea, but something to work towards. Like you said, Unjust is used to describe something evil or cruel, and likewise, Just is used to describe something which would be the opposite or retribution for evil or cruelty. Think about all of the many different kinds of moralities out there, and how people's opinions on what is evil or cruel differ.

The Justice system doesn't exist to establish some kind of ultimate, pure justice, the kind you say doesn't exist, but rather is there to establish some kind of moral order in the lack of over-arching objective morality.
Which is exactly my point. "Government is just a body of people, usually notably, ungoverned." The government has no business telling me what to believe or what is right or wrong. That's God's job. Government should stop claiming to bring about justice and just be honest about what they're doing, because what they are doing is far more important and morally justifiable than imposing a morality on their people. What they are doing is maintaining order and safety for the populace, a necessary and worthy goal, that should not be hidden behind vain and useless attempts to mimic omnipotence. Perhaps I should modify it. Justice on Earth is a myth.
I have no idea if you're American (I am), but the American government never claims that it does the kind of Justice you're talking about. For instance, if we understood what it took to exact your kind of Justice, the right to a fair trial would not be necessary. The point in the Justice system is to prevent people from coming over and saying that they do in fact know what is needed to exact Justice (in the purest sense), and people believing.

I suppose if you really wanted, it really ought to be considered the "Various kinds and degrees of Injustice prevention" system, rather than the "Justice System".

I would also like to point out that it's not only God's job, but Man's job as well. For those who do not believe in God for instance, they are still moral. And their conception of Right and Wrong may differ from what you perceive to be the word of God.
I disagree with the first part. I'm American, and every time I hear about a trial for even the mildest of non-victimless crime, all I hear about is bringing 'justice' to the victims. It's all over our culture, every crime show, every action flick references 'justice.' Politicians are especially guilty of making crime prevention about 'justice' in an abstract sense, which in my opinion it never can be.

As for being man's job, that kinda depends on what you mean. I am saying that any true justice is out of the reach of man, and must be left up to whatever supreme power rules the universe, whether that be a God or if it is physics. And I would not say that those who don't believe in God are still moral. That implies that I believe all people who believe in God are moral. I'm a realist, and I believe that the vast majority of people wouldn't recognize moral if it started screwing them on the street, and that those few who do are not separated by what they believe in, but by the simple fact that they believe in something greater than themselves.

I would rather it simply be called the legal system, because that's all it is, and all it can ever be, and all it should ever aspire to be.
Physics cannot determine justice, that doesn't make any sense. If there is no God, then by your definition of Justice, there cannot be any Justice, EVER.

I would consider this to be a flawed conception of Justice.

Also, when I meant that people who don't believe in God are still moral, I meant in that they can still be moral, not that they necessarily are. I totally agree with you that a very large sum of people do not really understand morality.

Justice necessarily stems from conceptions of Right and Wrong. Many believe that there is no concrete, no absolute Right and Wrong that is above everything else.

True Justice is within man's reach, because the concept of Justice is man-made.
Perfection is a man-made concept too, so is infinity, so is a perfect circle, so is immortality. Just because man thought it up, doesn't mean it's possible. Look at anime.

And yes, I don't believe that justice is possible without omnipotence, which is my only real requirement for being a god. But That's not a problem I have, because I believe in God. I'm going to quote Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
~I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.

I don't get my religion from a Book, or from any preacher, men are fallible, and every holy book was written by men. I get my religion from the world around me, and from how it works. I can't believe it was just chance, everything works out just a little too pretty, and a little to ugly at the same time, for me to believe that a God doesn't exist. But that's just me.
Fair enough. I guess what I meant was that Justice is based on concepts that are imperfect. That is, Justice is the same as the concept of perfection. Everyone has their own sense of it, objective perfection is impossible, just like objective justice is impossible.
 

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I will now post Act 3 Scene 3 of King Lear:

ACT III SCENE III Gloucester's castle.
Enter GLOUCESTER and EDMUND.
GLOUCESTER: Alack, alack, Edmund, I like not this unnatural
dealing. When I desire their leave that I might
pity him, they took from me the use of mine own
house; charged me, on pain of their perpetual
displeasure, neither to speak of him, entreat for
him, nor any way sustain him.
EDMUND: Most savage and unnatural!
GLOUCESTER: Go to; say you nothing. There's a division betwixt
the dukes; and a worse matter than that: I have
received a letter this night; 'tis dangerous to be
spoken; I have locked the letter in my closet:
these injuries the king now bears will be revenged
home; there's part of a power already footed: we
must incline to the king. I will seek him, and
privily relieve him: go you and maintain talk with
the duke, that my charity be not of him perceived:
if he ask for me. I am ill, and gone to bed.
Though I die for it, as no less is threatened me,
the king my old master must be relieved. There is
some strange thing toward, Edmund; pray you, be careful.
Exit
EDMUND: This courtesy, forbid thee, shall the duke
Instantly know; and of that letter too:
This seems a fair deserving, and must draw me
That which my father loses; no less than all:
The younger rises when the old doth fall.
Exit
 

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Je suis un Québécois, je suis un séparatiste et je suis fier de l'être.



I have never seen anyone else do this EXACT thing on the internet.
 

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I'm in love with Taylor Swift? but that's not original because everyone is...
 

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A piece of Coffee liquid coffee in a solidified ice form.
Stuffed into a piece of cheers while being covered in petrol. Will be quite the amusing explosion don't you think? Someone really needs to try this. Just not me, because then people will actually think I'm insane....
 

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I don't dispise humanity, I am not losing my faith in humanity, I don't want to see pedophiles swinging from trees by ropes and I am against capital punishment. Also, I'm a fool and so is everyone else.

Then my word of choice is "in spades", it's almost like it knows...

Also, it could be argued that the creation of something truly unique or original is truly near-impossible due to the simple fact that so many things have already existed before us right now.
 

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Oh I invented condensed milk paste!
http://deadelephantproducts.deviantart.com/art/ALL-NEW-205493218
"Do your teeth hurt?"
"Well this wont help but buy it anyway!"
Perhaps the best product since canned icing, which actually exists.
O.T my Captcha was "same same", Really?
 

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some what paradoxical I believe that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and know that everyone has thier own opinions on what is/isn't good and what they do and don't like but I also believe there are somethings in life be they musical compositions/pictures/videos that everyone regardless of the two former types of opinions that they should hold love/find beauty in. Or too put it more simply, I often wonder: How/why the fuck does some dislike this: *insert here a thing that you feel that way about*

Heres my example:
It is my opinion that everyone is capable of appreciating beauty, even if they dislike it. Personal tastes are subjective, that is true. But these tastes are formed from experiences, and are far from permanent.

In the past there are many things I did not appreciate or even enjoy. There are many things I hated. Then I stopped and thought about these things. I listened to the ideas of others and gained new experiences. I let my understanding of the world become more malleable, gave it room to change and grow.

There are styles of music that I enjoy. There are some I will listen to. And there are some that I will avoid. But even the ones I avoid I will think about WHY they are enjoyed by someone, and try to understand it. I can usually find a way, no matter how much I may disagree.

This is something that I believe too few people realize, instead clinging to their beliefs so tightly out of fear that their perception of the world will shatter if it falls. I believe that they should allow it to slide a bit, and while not outright embrace new ideas, at least allow them in and give them a chance.

Perhaps this is a poor approach to things, and my philosophy is the wrong choice. I will wait for someone to convince me otherwise.
 

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You can never go wrong with a couple of ponies. :D

[imagehere] Example of there being no god [/imagehere]
Yes. Yes you can. and you did.

OT:

Originality? on the internet?
Ill eat my hat if that is even possible.
 

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A sequel to the sequel of James Cameron's 'Titanic'(seriously, Titanic 2 is a real thing)

Synopsis:
[acts 1-2]
The year is 2113 and it is a time of peace. All nations united under a single banner, world injustices have been eradicated: all people are fed, all children have an education, there is no more class distinction and all cultures have come to understand and be tolerant of each other. Because of these past 20 years of peace, the people of the world have decided to make an RMS Titanic III; they have beaten the odds and achieved world peace, so sailing a boat should be no problem. It also helps that it turns out Global Warming was a real thing and now there are no more icebergs for the past 50 years so the people decide it is safe to sail in a ship called the Titanic. An entirely multi-cultural team of engineers congregate and build the Titanic III to the original design with a few modern additions. A huge celebration send off the ship on her maiden voyage across the Atlantic. And things seem to be going well, until...

[act 3]
On the 4th day of the journey, the bow of the RMS Titanic rose from the ocean and attempted to strike the RMS Titanic III and take the ship down, but the people of the time have come to realize that destiny is a very fickle thing, knew that something would happen to the ship and came up with a few precautions. New technologies have created a new type of radar system that can not only track everything in it's spherical radius in real time, but also transmits to the helm ways of avoiding collisions with anything nearby. Also, aside form being a luxury ship for the transport of people, the designers of the Titanic III also included a supply of defense weaponry that tracks and destroys any hostile entity near the ship.

[acts 4-5 1/2]
But now, fate has a new plan for sinking the ship. The Titanic III and the Titanic have now been racing through the ocean for over a day; the crew is fatigued because the Titanic's attacks have become more aggressive in nature and the crew have had no time to rest. While entering course corrections to counter the Titanic's movements, the person entering commands' finger slips and doesn't hit the key to enter the command. Once the person realizes they hadn't entered the command, they turn to the rest of the crew and say, "I'm sorry." and the Titanic rams into the side of Titanic III and creates a whirlpool. The report is sent to the captain about the whirlpool, about how the ship has not only been rammed by the Titanic, but is sinking back into the ocean and pulling the Titanic III down too. The Captain says, "May God have mercy on us all." Then a voice comes down from the sky saying, "When man built the Titanic, they said that not even I could sink this ship and I did. They built a second ship challenging my power and I sunk that one too. Now you build the ship against me and ask for mercy? You never learn and I keep having to put you down."

[rest of act 5]
And as the two ships are sinking into the ocean, The Titanic lodged into the Titanic III; a voice, almost a whisper is heard from the Titanic saying, "I'll never let go."

[roll credits]


betcha never heard that before.
 

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I once broke 2 of my friends ribs and his jaw accidentally. Betcha didn't say/do that. Also, Kane and Lynch should never have been made. EVER.