Stop whatever you're doing and pay attention to my problem

[Pimppeter2]

Well then.

So I'm going off to university and whatnot, so I bought meself a new Xbox. Because other than drinking & sex, what else is there to do in college? But I have a problem. My Xbox Live name on my old xbox is back from when I got it in 2007 or something. Its an old stupid nickname my geeky friend gave me. But its not respectable. I can't smack talking frat boys and putting fools in their place when I'm embarrassed to give out my Gamertag. And because I haven't posted in a while, I figured I'd ask the brilliant Escapist Community to help me!

Likes (other than games): Basketball, NBA, Atlanta Hawks, Chicago Bulls, Chicago, Dostoyevsky, Anarchism, Political Philosophies, Writing, Poetry, Reviewing, Sex, Drugs, & Rock and Roll, being an asshole.

Dislikes: Feet, Spiders, this asshole [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view], minorities, majorities, tan girls, Russel Crow, making lists of things I dislike, duckface.

Turn ons:

Favorite games: Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind, NBA 2k12, GTA/Saints Row, Dragon Age, Anything Mario, Anything Zelda, Fallout 3/NV, Jack and motherfucking Daxter

So, help a brother out?
Best idea for a gamertag gets a Cookie. Or something.
No promises.

 

[yeti585]

The always classic "Bluntninja420".

Just kidding. But, we have no way of making a gamertag hat will fit you exactly.

 

[White Lightning]

How about... XxL337xXPWNXXSn1P0RzZXxT0x1CXZN0sc0P3Znubpwnerxx

 

[Zeema]

The Poopinator
Trezu is Sexy
Revive_Me_Mum
50_shades of Greyskull
Rimout Theft Row?
Mrs Manly
Pimper the 2nd
Insert Name Here
Ancestor of Fallout Boy

 

[krazykidd]

P00PerTr00per

T3ch N1N3

Aholesanonymous

JakVsRachet

ForeverABone .

 

[Fappy]

Atlanta Hawks

Are you from Atlanta?

Also, I would suggest a neat little Morrowind reference. People always appreciate those.

 

[IamQ]

Favorite games:Jack and motherfucking Daxter

Spoiler

With the blessing of Broceidon - God of the brocean, I ask you to accept my humble fistbump, for the Jak and Daxter games rule(Especially Jak 2), and anyone who does not agree with this is a dickwad.

 

[Guffe]

l33th4xx0R9000 ??? that's cool right?
RedDevil?
DrunkenFist
ChocolatePudding?

Just something random

(and no "JustSomethingRandom" wasn't an example of a tag)

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

AfroJesus

TechnoJesus

JazzHandsJesus

VividQuestioner

DigitalEscapist

MisguidedVisionary

Those are my best. I was saving some of them but feel free to take them.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Well some of the obvious ones are bound to be taken...how about...


AtlantisHawk (If any city deserves a team....Namor demands it!)

AnarchyHawk

Bullhawk

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

-Revoked because I'm a moron.-

 

[BloatedGuppy]

Likes (other than games): Basketball, NBA, Atlanta Hawks, Chicago Bulls, Chicago, Dostoyevsky, Anarchism, Political Philosophies, Writing, Poetry, Reviewing, Sex, Drugs, & Rock and Roll, being an asshole.

Really? All you need is a Monet print up on the wall and a Che Guevara poster and you become the most stereotypical university student in the history of the modern world.

Is that too long for a gamer tag?

 

[Total LOLige]

El Doucherino. It's the greatest gamertag ever. That would be my gamertag.

 

[Aerosteam]

The more you have the letter x appearing the better.

Be sure to state you are awesome at quickscoping, etc.

Follow these steps to have the best gamertag evah.

 

[ziratha]

Super jesus man. His home planet died for your sins.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Looking at your interests, what about "Anarchist Dostoyevsky" or "Dostoyevsky the Anarchist?" I know I'd take note of someone with a screen name like that, especially the second option.

 

[Palademon]

A Teabagging Jesus

You're welcome.

 

[Bestival]

Ok, quick question... clicking the "this asshole" link links to the clicker's own profile, or does it go to mine for everyone?

If its me for everyone I think your username should be 'hurtfull meanie' :'(