Stop whatever you're doing and pay attention to my problem

[Pimppeter2]

Favorite games:Jack and motherfucking Daxter

Spoiler

With the blessing of Broceidon - God of the brocean, I ask you to accept my humble fistbump, for the Jak and Daxter games rule(Especially Jak 2), and anyone who does not agree with this is a dickwad.

I brofisted the fuck out of that. Btw.

Likes (other than games): Basketball, NBA, Atlanta Hawks, Chicago Bulls, Chicago, Dostoyevsky, Anarchism, Political Philosophies, Writing, Poetry, Reviewing, Sex, Drugs, & Rock and Roll, being an asshole.

Really? All you need is a Monet print up on the wall and a Che Guevara poster and you become the most stereotypical university student in the history of the modern world.

Is that too long for a gamer tag?

I was kind of doing that on purpose, brah.
I thought that was kind of obvious.

Ok, quick question... clicking the "this asshole" link links to the clicker's own profile, or does it go to mine for everyone?

If its me for everyone I think your username should be 'hurtfull meanie' :'(

Goes back to whoever clicked it.

 

[Something Amyss]

How about... XxL337xXPWNXXSn1P0RzZXxT0x1CXZN0sc0P3Znubpwnerxx

It's a good start, but it's missing MLG and br0.

 

[Pimppeter2]

How about "WhinyCunt4Ever" ? You're going to college and your biggest concern is gametag!?!? You are amongst the luckiest people on earth ! How dare you call that a problem ?

And your title!! "Stop whatever you're doing and pay attention to my problem" ?? I now it'S sarcasm and you actually mean "I have a very insignificant problem and so much free time I want to talk about it." But c'mon as far as pointless threads go, you're a winner !

I'm sorry, you've caught my bluff. When I was 3 I was diagnosed with a terminal case of the Sillies. Everything you see around you is actually a lie. I took the red pill.

Also, you may want to get yourself tested for overlyseriousdoubebagitis. You usually catch it from interspecies sex.

And don't try to be cool by saying shit like "Because other than drinking & sex, what else is there to do in college?"

I'm sorry officer, I didnt realize the cool patrol was on active duty today. Its only because I was trying to sit at the cool kids table, I swear!

I hope reincarnation is real just so you can be a deformed alcoholic midget who has no better option than to be a kinky porn star who sucks horses all day!

Well now we all know what your search history looks like....

 

[Pimppeter2]

Snip 4 Attention
(because without it I'll die)

Try some of these:

NintendoRPG
CrowBlaster
J&D4life
=opportunityoffender
TheElderWardern
DostoyevskyRRR
BadMarxatschool
TheBirdsandtheBitches
WindyCitySaint

*rubs lube on you*

Wait, wrong kind of attention?

 

[Techno Squidgy]

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regarding your thread title.
No, I'm going to continue doing what I was doing. You and your attention grabbing thread title.

 

[Pimppeter2]

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regarding your thread title.
No, I'm going to continue doing what I was doing. You and your attention grabbing thread title.

But....but....

*puppy dog eyes*

 

[Tropicaz]

Just make it your first name or surname, and if you need numbers, whatever year you were born in. It's simple and you dont look like a moron if you have to tell people it.

 

[Wintermoot]

an unstoppable force
Alpha&Omega
the Exterminator
Ieatnoobs
dah patty pooper
mr.Lemmiwinks
your Escapist name

 

[Techno Squidgy]

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No. Man up and deal with whatever your problem is yourself. I saw something about gamertags and switched off.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Well waaaaay to show your face around here again Pimp

A brother's been busy. But its good to see you How've you been. Also, add me on skype or something, PistolPete29.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Just make it your first name or surname, and if you need numbers, whatever year you were born in. It's simple and you dont look like a moron if you have to tell people it.

But what about street cred, yo?

Teasing, but thats actually probably what im going to do. Thanks

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No. Man up and deal with whatever your problem is yourself. I saw something about gamertags and switched off.

What if I offered to father your children? Or you know, you could father mine. Im new agey. Im into the role reversal. Its all good, we dont judge.

 

[Tropicaz]

DaxterDunker
2KTotalWin
BrosephStalin

I'm sure I played xbox against a guy called Broseph Stalin, me and my mates were chuckling for ages.

 

[Joey Bolzenius]

why am I so disliked to be considered an asshole?

 

[DeadFOAM]

I can't help you with that, unfortunately. I went through a series of crappy screennames before settling on a decent one that eventually evolved into its current form. I'm fairly happy with it.

Started as Dead For Only A Moment, since I was playing Left 4 Dead when I made that username. After a while, I had joined a few groups and to be able to add the group tags I shortened it down to Dead F.O.A.M. Eventually, I got tired of typing those spaces and periods out so it became DeadFOAM. And DeadFOAM it shall stay.

 

[Tharwen]

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No. Man up and deal with whatever your problem is yourself. I saw something about gamertags and switched off.

I feel you're taking this more seriously than anyone else in the thread.

As for the gamertag... something with badgers in it. People like badgers.

 

[busterkeatonrules]

why am I so disliked to be considered an asshole?

Ah, you fell for that classic "hyperlink to user's own profile page" - gag! Yeah, that one crops up here from time to time. It's nothing personal, it just links EVERYONE to their own profile.

On topic: How about busterkeatonrules? Not the most imaginative of suggestions, I know, but it IS the very best username I've ever come up with!

 

[In Search of Username]

Well then.

So I'm going off to university and whatnot, so I bought meself a new Xbox. Because other than drinking & sex, what else is there to do in college? But I have a problem. My Xbox Live name on my old xbox is back from when I got it in 2007 or something. Its an old stupid nickname my geeky friend gave me. But its not respectable. I can't smack talking frat boys and putting fools in their place when I'm embarrassed to give out my Gamertag. And because I haven't posted in a while, I figured I'd ask the brilliant Escapist Community to help me!

Likes (other than games): Basketball, NBA, Atlanta Hawks, Chicago Bulls, Chicago, Dostoyevsky, Anarchism, Political Philosophies, Writing, Poetry, Reviewing, Sex, Drugs, & Rock and Roll, being an asshole.

Dislikes: Feet, Spiders, this asshole [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view], minorities, majorities, tan girls, Russel Crow, making lists of things I dislike, duckface.

Turn ons:

Favorite games: Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind, NBA 2k12, GTA/Saints Row, Dragon Age, Anything Mario, Anything Zelda, Fallout 3/NV, Jack and motherfucking Daxter

So, help a brother out?
Best idea for a gamertag gets a Cookie. Or something.
No promises.

How about "WhinyCunt4Ever" ? You're going to college and your biggest concern is gametag!?!? You are amongst the luckiest people on earth ! How dare you call that a problem ?

And your title!! "Stop whatever you're doing and pay attention to my problem" ?? I now it'S sarcasm and you actually mean "I have a very insignificant problem and so much free time I want to talk about it." But c'mon as far as pointless threads go, you're a winner !

And don't try to be cool by saying shit like "Because other than drinking & sex, what else is there to do in college?"

I hope reincarnation is real just so you can be a deformed alcoholic midget who has no better option than to be a kinky porn star who sucks horses all day!

Let's all get really angry for no reason!

 

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Destucity

TheFlamingPinkNinja

Inept

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TheLiteralSoprano

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