Stop whatever you're doing and pay attention to my problem

[Rad Party God]

TuPeYoYo (only spanish/latin community will get this).

Uhmmm... L33t4lyf3... and... I'm bad at names, mostly because my XBLA/PSN/every-game-I-play I use my very own pseudonim and nobody has ever thought up of that name... and I'm proud if it

 

[Lord Kloo]

notyouraveragebro

marinerangersniperninjadeathstormtrooper

!11!1_Elite_11!

Lord 'whatever your name is'

Sgt. Toasty

Or in the event of all good names being taken go for something German.. like:

Der Schmelztiegel

Or:

Totenkopf

 

[razer17]

How about "WhinyCunt4Ever" ? You're going to college and your biggest concern is gametag!?!? You are amongst the luckiest people on earth ! How dare you call that a problem ?

And your title!! "Stop whatever you're doing and pay attention to my problem" ?? I now it'S sarcasm and you actually mean "I have a very insignificant problem and so much free time I want to talk about it." But c'mon as far as pointless threads go, you're a winner !

And don't try to be cool by saying shit like "Because other than drinking & sex, what else is there to do in college?"

I hope reincarnation is real just so you can be a deformed alcoholic midget who has no better option than to be a kinky porn star who sucks horses all day!

You're calling him out on making mountains out of molehills, but your bitching about his bitching. Did you not notice the irony of that at all? You got incredibly angry over something that isn't a problem at all.

Also, regarding the actual post, you've obviously never seen his posts before, because that's his style, I;m sure he was doing that back when he was a regualr around these parts. This is obviously a whimsical thread, designed partly to amuse (those who aren't stuck up with no sense of humour *Cough Cough*) and partly to get a new name. Is it a necessary topic? Probably not. Is it a really big problem? No. Should we hound him out for having a laugh? Absolutely not. You're being a mug here.

OT: Yeah, I have no idea. I suck at screen names, and I've reverted to using my real name on any new things I sign up for, so, try using some combo of Pete something something?

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Can't think of a username eh? Well in keeping with the tone of this thread may I suggest:

CaptainCreative
or
BoundlessImagination

Why are you asking us anyway? Have you seen our usernames?!

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

Dostoyevsky

..."OneBrotherKaramazov?"

Sorry, I got nothing. Good taste in games, though.

 

[spooky57571]

Mr.RamRod

BlueballsofDESTINY

TehCunningStunt

MooseKnucles

SpittingDonkey

SwampDonkey

MightyMidget

That's all I got.

 

[teh_Canape]

how's about
My Knee Grows

 

[Greni]

Op post that is glorious in all aspects.

Youhavemyundividedattention.pdf

Well your problem is indeed a tricky one, and a tricky one at that.

We have all been there, stuck with unfashionable user names or email addresses we made when we were thirteen naive and fiendishly homicidal.

I would recommend a nice bath with some quality weed, deep meditation that would allow you to dwell deep within yourself and find your true self, along with names of people you have forgotten, where you left your phone and never found it again, along with that love poem you were so going to send to her, but bailed out at the last second and threw it away.

also S3xua1Pr3dat0r69

 

[Zen Toombs]

Ok, quick question... clicking the "this asshole" link links to the clicker's own profile, or does it go to mine for everyone?

If its me for everyone I think your username should be 'hurtfull meanie' :'(

Good day young neophyte. That link goes to one's own profile, with laughter and chicanery for all.

How about "WhinyCunt4Ever" ? You're going to college and your biggest concern is gametag!?!? You are amongst the luckiest people on earth ! How dare you call that a problem ?

And your title!! "Stop whatever you're doing and pay attention to my problem" ?? I now it'S sarcasm and you actually mean "I have a very insignificant problem and so much free time I want to talk about it." But c'mon as far as pointless threads go, you're a winner !

And don't try to be cool by saying shit like "Because other than drinking & sex, what else is there to do in college?"

I hope reincarnation is real just so you can be a deformed alcoholic midget who has no better option than to be a kinky porn star who sucks horses all day!

Hey, play nice! Hookers have feelings too!

 

[Zen Toombs]

why am I so disliked to be considered an asshole?

^^

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALIVE!

Haven't seen you in ages, pimp. Anyway, on to your problem...

Is it okay that I read your post in Archer's voice?

OT: Ballistic Quill
Mushroom Portals
the DANGER ZONE
Relative Einstein
Ball O' [X]

or

Skippy

 

[[REDACTED]]

Alright, you're back. Now finish your Skyrim review or I'll murder you .

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Ok, quick question... clicking the "this asshole" link links to the clicker's own profile, or does it go to mine for everyone?

If its me for everyone I think your username should be 'hurtfull meanie' :'(

It's a common forum trick that targets whoever clicked it's account.

You have officially be inducted into the Escapist forums

Damn, and here I thought I had made an enemy...somehow. Is it so wrong to want a nemesis?

As for a gamertag...

Philosopher + asshole = Philassopher?

Fecalosopher - namely shit-talker. Its what most ppl on XBLA do anyway.

 

[RicoADF]

How about the Atlanta Asshole, or AA for short
otherwise other options are:

Lord Hawkei
Tyranic Atlantic
Collage Hawk
The Hawk
Atlanta's Revenge
Hawkei Pete
Saint Pete
Saint Hawkei
Saint Hawk
Bullhawk
Peteboy (refernce to pipboy)

Umm, I'll get back to you with more if none of the above work

 

[Pimppeter2]

Alright, you're back. Now finish your Skyrim review or I'll murder you .

My Skyrim review is done. All 9,000 words of it.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.352647-Pimpin-Reviews-The-most-comprehensive-Review-of-Skyrim-EVER

I'm working on a Dawnguard part to add to it.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Alright, you're back. Now finish your Skyrim review or I'll murder you .

Also, commenting would be REALLY appreciated.

And Idk if I'm back, I dont really have any friends here. For the most part. I was mostly messing around. Maybe I'll post some reviews, but Idk. We'll see.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Sex, Drugs, & Rock and Roll

You're going to uni? High time to un-cross that out.
And for an xbox live tag I believe the standard formula is to take a boast -PrOsNiPeR- and then add a weed reference and some random X's and numbers and you're done.

 

[Bobsonnn]

Condouchius.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Hudson Hawk.

It is the only logical choice.

Also, great to see you post again, regardless of how long you're staying!

 

[geK0]

You may not choose "gek0"

THAT IS MY NAME!!!

you may however chose:

Gecko
geko
geckoh
geeko
gehk0

or any other variation that isn't geK0
If usenames are case sensitive, you may choose gek0 or Gek0

If I ever get an Xbox and find that this username is taken, I'm blaming YOU!

 

[IrishSkullpanda]

Hey. Sup. Got something for you.


So yeah. Brooklyn Rage.


Or Nyehcat, if that's your thing.