I make sound effects at all times, during conversation, to people i've just met, don't care, love me some sound effects.
Aside from that, I have this obsession with looking about as hostile and intimidating as possible, while trying the be the nicest guy you'll ever meet.
My heart rate rarely raises aside from when i'm exerting myself. As you can probably tell, this makes it very hard for me to get pissed off at people as i'm usually so calm and jovial about every situation that there isn't a need for me to get annoyed.
However, on the other end of the scale, I frequently drift off into daydreams where I end up beating the ever loving crap out of some random guy for being a douchebag. I used to have anger management issues, so I believe this stems from that.
I love whiskey. So much so I refuse to drink pretty much anything else when whiskey is available. Vodka can fuck off, beer sucks, cider is a poor substitute for alcohol and rum is well, generally not thought about but can be enjoyed. I've actually started viewing people who can't drink whiskey as lesser beings. That might actually be the first sign of a problem developing, should really check that out...
That's actually given me a remarkable tolerance to alcohol now though. I drunk two 33% 50cl bottles of fireball whiskey in the space of three hours (because I don't down it like a moron, I like the taste and will savour it, goddammit) and only started feeling a little drunk as I was finishing the second bottle. It annoys me considering by the time i'd turned up most people there were drunk off of about three WKDs, which anyone English should know the true meaning for that acronym.
I like counting things. Ceiling tiles, floor tiles, steps to get up stairs, how many strides with my fingers it takes to finger walk across a desk, that sort of thing. I also get really annoyed when someone moves a pile of my games from how i've arranged it into something even just slightly different.
This one I think is widespread with any computer user. CLOSE MY DOOR WHEN YOU GO OUT THE ROOM, ITS LIKE THE TOILET SEAT, IF YOU PUT IT UP, PUT IT DOWN AFTER. YOU OPEN MY DOOR? CLOSE IT AFTER. Goddammit people, its not that hard.
I have problems viewing other human beings as people rather than obstacles or machines. Its gotten to the point where I will try to steer conversations in the direction I want just so I can offer responses i've thought of beforehand as a challenge. I've found my main use for this skill is setting myself up for jokes, which helps with that nice guy thing i've got going.
As you can tell, the girl i'm currently seeing isn't at all pleased with the last one :3
Edit:
Damn, where did the last twenty minutes go and why did this end up longer than the original one thing I had planned to say. Goddammit escapist
