Strangest Consipracy Theories you heard.

[Dead_Man]

There are 3 major companies that control everything:

1) Ford
2) Fox News
3) Cambells Soup

 

[lacktheknack]

The world is run by space lizards. No its a real conspiracy.

Source?

<link=http://www.rense.com/general56/liz.htm>Don't facepalm yourself to death...

 

[Korten12]

Well since you said no religion I guess I can't say Scientology (Seriously that stuff is so insane it's almost awesome).

So I'll have to go with this

Elton John and the homosexual conspiracy murdered Freddie Mercury and claimed that he liked guys and died of AIDS.
Yep.

Seriously?

Thats one I might make an exception for. XD

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

The Freemasons are devil-worshippers who control the world.

My grandpa was a freemason! He was also jewish so conspiracys run in the family.
My personal one: On every map with water in my history book there is a little fish drawn. EXCEPT off the east coast of china. There fore the fish are afraid to swim near China's east coast. Why? The only answer is aliens have infiltrated the Chinese government, shot JFK, abducted millions of people and animals, and are plotting world domination! They are also the people behind every war ever! (You asked and I made this up on the spot. Pretty good, eh? I could be the next Glenn Beck)

 

[lacktheknack]

The American Government committed 9/11 in order to invade the middle east.

I believe this one. Knowing my government, is makes more sense that what is claimed. Seems kinda sick to that to your own people though.

The reason I don't believe it is that if that is the reason, then America has stormed the Middle East and... done what? Surely they had some ulterior motive to invade in the first place.

I also think we landed on the moon... but not when we said we did. We staged the original lunar landing to claim public superiority over the Soviets. We landed 2 years afterwards. We used the landing to buy time (and steal parts of the blueprints for Soviet space craft.)

Mythbusters has something to say to you...

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

There are 3 major companies that control everything:

1) Ford
2) Fox News
3) Cambells Soup

Thats a proven fact

 

[hearty0]

That the moon isn't real... [http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm]
Read his 12 questions. You'll LOOVE them. -_-

 

[TeeBs]

ded b0rt

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I don't know if this counts, but the Westboro Baptist Church thinks that the War on Iraq is the result of God punishing America for allowing gays to marry.

Seriously, look it up.

 

[Korten12]

I don't know if this counts, but the Westboro Baptist Church thinks that the War on Iraq is the result of God punishing America for allowing gays to marry.

Seriously, look it up.

Hm... Wouldn't really say thats a conspiracy theory... Thats debatble whether its is or not.

 

[Legion IV]

That 2Pac is alive on some island in the Carribeans.

Lol this!!! one hundread times this!!.

As for the second most silly for me. 2012. i cannot wait to see everyone panicking its gonna be Y2K ALL OVER AGAIN. then everyone will feel like jackasses later.

 

[Necromancer1991]

Bush was in league with Cthulu, no kidding I swear.

 

[Ldude893]

Chemtrails are created by the government to control population growth by making men infertile.

 

[Calbeck]

That George W. Bush masterminded ANYTHING.

 

[Feste the Jester]

The Boy Scouts of America are secretly a backup for the United States Military. We're screwed if Boy Scouts are the last line of defense if my troop is anything to judge by.

 

[Riptide1]

The moon is not real wins... it just wins... but my favorite one before reading this is that HIV was a man made disease made by the government to kill off the gay population that was secretly distributed under the guise of a hepatitis vaccination... seriously, i actually had to write a paper on this being retarded last year for an English class

 

[lacktheknack]

The American Government committed 9/11 in order to invade the middle east.

I believe this one. Knowing my government, is makes more sense that what is claimed. Seems kinda sick to that to your own people though.

The reason I don't believe it is that if that is the reason, then America has stormed the Middle East and... done what? Surely they had some ulterior motive to invade in the first place.

I also think we landed on the moon... but not when we said we did. We staged the original lunar landing to claim public superiority over the Soviets. We landed 2 years afterwards. We used the landing to buy time (and steal parts of the blueprints for Soviet space craft.)

Mythbusters has something to say to you...

The whole point to invade the Middle East was to gain control of oil exports. Both Bush and Cheney have heavy stock in the petroleum industry, and the Middle East is the largest oil supplier in the world.

Did it work?

 

[Canid117]

All of them.