Strangest Consipracy Theories you heard.

[VuvuZelaMan]

The things on the end of a shoelace are called aglets. Their purpose is sinister.

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Sorry, had to.

But yeah. Florine in the water supply doing things is a messed one.

 

[Sacman]

I'm quite fond of the ones about the Illuminati controlling us through Lady Gaga...<.<

 

[pope_of_larry]

that the middle ages never happened and the year is like 1621

 

[Tharwen]

My Dad was once asked to do some work by a man who believed that Xerox was run by Freemasons and had stolen his invention of the printer (yes, the computer printer that you have in your bedroom/office/bathroom(wait... what?)).

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Truthism. Its like the smorgasbord of conspiracy theories.

Secret societies? Check.
Mind control? Check.
Ancient alien visitors? Check.
Humanity being created by said aliens? Check.
Hollow Earth theory? Check.
Smaller sun within the earth? Check.

Either that or its just a really well constructed troll site.

Whatever its still wacko.

 

[TheLaofKazi]

The Earth is growing:

Spoiler

HIV doesn't cause AIDS [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIDS_denialism] or even worse that AIDS was man-made [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIDS_conspiracy_theories]. Always a good laugh.

I remember hearing an extremely hilarious one about pedophilia posted on 4Chan. I can't remember exactly how it went, I was too busy laughing while reading it. It was like an onslaught of corny assumptions, filled with as much strange, ridiculous political vocabulary as possible. I'll try to find it.

OH SHIT I almost forgot. The TIME CUBE! [http://www.timecube.com/] I shit bricks with laughter every time I read this. It's a mix of his ridiculous theories and strange wording and different colored text.

YOU CAN"T KILL ME, FOR I AM 82 + CANCER.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I don't know if this counts, but the Westboro Baptist Church thinks that the War on Iraq is the result of God punishing America for allowing gays to marry.

Seriously, look it up.

Hm... Wouldn't really say thats a conspiracy theory... Thats debatble whether its is or not.

Yeah, it's not exactly a conspiracy.....Hmm.....

How bout Oliver Stone's take on JFK? That film is 2 hours you will never get back. What's that you say? It doesn't count because it was a film? Well, Stone was still trying to convince people that it was the truth, so I think it counts.

 

[freedomweasel]

I have to assume/hope that Poe's Law is at work on most of these theories. Though, that rainbow video had me laughing

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

The Polar Ice caps do not exist. They are an illusion set up by the government to make Oprah look blacker.

 

[HardkorSB]

That atheists are really Muslim spies.

 

[Summerstorm]

Ah yeah... i loved conspiracy theories. I even chose to make a presentation on the stuff in school (as a project in political science).

I think my favourite is that:

Hitler works together with an aryen alien race from alpha centauri. Why works and not worked, you ask? Because he is not dead, but got a cloned double and went to the stars to wait until the time is right to come back. Also the aliens and some genetically altered super-nazis have a base in the arctic... exactly where one of the access points to the underworld is (Where different aliens/human hybrids live since hundreds of thousands of years.)

Damn, i love that stuff.

 

[Korten12]

I don't know if this counts, but the Westboro Baptist Church thinks that the War on Iraq is the result of God punishing America for allowing gays to marry.

Seriously, look it up.

Hm... Wouldn't really say thats a conspiracy theory... Thats debatble whether its is or not.

You have GOT to be joking. There is being religious, and then there's being fucking ignorant. If God is really killing our soldiers because gays and lesbians want rights, then God has more mental issues than the WBC members put together.

Still hardly a conspiracy theroy.

 

[Kermi]

Flat Earth Society.

http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/

 

[AnAngryMoose]

I'll just leave this here...

I've never facepalmed so hard in my life.

OT: My choice is the conspiracy theory that the Illuminati killed Heath Ledger,

Here's one snippet of "evidence" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMDhpr3qrHw&p=419F598C9A58BA51&playnext=1&index=23]