Strangest item names in games.

[The DSM]

Hi all.

So I just wanted to see what wierd items people have seen in games.

Mine are:
A Lampost in Winter (Dragon age: Awakening, its an ice staff... and its damn good)
Rancid Gravy (Persona 3 healing item... that someone left in a suitecase in a wierd huge death building)

Now post yours, have fun.

 

[Tuddle]

The Sword Of A Thousand Truths

Guess Where?

 

[Soulgaunt]

Onyx Apple sounds unappealling, and somewhat painful.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

The Stoppable Force
Linkin's Sword of Mastery

Also Gorge the Corpsegrinder's pants, but I can't remember what they were called.

Oh, and Eyepoker.

Yes, I'm a WoW nerd and....well, I'm not goddamn proud of it, but I refuse to feel shame.

 

[Grayjack]

Sugar Key in Digital Devil Saga.
Functional and tasty!

 

[Flour]

I wanted to mention Disgaea3, but that one has a lot of weird descriptions, not item names.

Those names to describe item abilities in RPGs are funny though, you could get a scythe called "Bloody Scythe of Goring" or "Flaming Scythe of Darkness" and that assumes the effects never provide buffs/heals for the target which could give you a "Poisonous Scythe of Healing".

Linkin's Sword of Mastery

Awesome sword, and the only low-level weapon I kept in my paladin's bank. When I finally quit playing I logged out with that weapon equipped.

 

[Daemascus]

The Board of Education in Fall Out 3.

 

[Ultress]

The Booty Call Tool in Wild Arms 2, helped you find hidden tresure.

 

[Wolfiesden]

Wirt's Third Leg - WoW

 

[GamingAwesome1]

Carrot Key - EarthBound.

Yum.

 

[Wordslinger]

The Board of Education in Fall Out 3.

Also, Occam's Razor, the Perforater, Plunkitt's Valid Points, and Stabhappy.

 

[Wordslinger]

The Board of Education in Fall Out 3.

Also, Occam's Razor, the Perforater, Plunkitt's Valid Points, and Stabhappy.

 

[breadlord]

Ogre Knife - +9 To ogre slaying.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Spoon - Oblivion.

Its a spoon! LOL

 

[Camembert]

Hi all.

So I just wanted to see what wierd items people have seen in games.

Mine are:
A Lampost in Winter (Dragon age: Awakening, its an ice staff... and its damn good)

Are you serious? You can actually get a Lamppost in Winter? Was that part of the Feastday DLC or something?

 

[Camembert]

Wirt's Third Leg - WoW

Wow, that's beautiful

I've played Diablos I and II but I never knew that Wirt lived on in WoW as well.

I was about to mention, actually, that I think a lot of Blizzard items could be contenders in this thread. Sadly I cannot think of any, though.

Toss, double post.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Royal Jelly - Persona.

Love me some Royal Jelly.

 

[Marine Mike]

Fork of Horripilation from TES: Morrowind and Oblivion.

 

[Deathkingo]

There is this one game known only as Ar Tonelico. The main healing thingimabob is called Healy C, which doesn't sound strange, but when you are in the midst of a battle for the fate of the world and the known universe is ablaze around you, Healy C really breaks the mood. But it is in a good way.