Strangest item names in games.

[AngelSword]

I have to go with the Nymph's Hair in Neverwinter Nights. The name itself is pretty boring, but the description is just weird.

There are many unusual items in the game. This is one of them.

 

[Abbyrose07]

Super Puni Ball...from Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana

 

[dbmountain]

Brown Stool - Farmville

 

[The DSM]

To get A Lamp post in Winter you have to.

Spoiler

Chose to save the town at the end and it drops of one of the darkspawn generals, it right at the end of the game so it isnt amazingly useful, but still funny

Edit: Damn faulty quote button...

 

[Pegghead]

Lil' Timmys peashooter always seemed a bit wierd to me in world of warcraft.

 

[Alex Sheppard]

Genocide gun anybody? Shoot a lazer beam of death that makes a 125m blast in diamiter, how can you go wrong? Also, it kinda looks like a fork.

From Earth Defence Force 2017

Another one that comes to mind is the chicago typewriter, from RE4, it wasn't exactly what I was expecting from the name, a gun that does infinity damage...

 

[BlackndEclipse]

Potion

i mean...come on...IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE

 

[Brandon237]

The Board of Education in Fall Out 3.

Yeah, most of the melee weapons in that game were a bit off. Also project purity, that was odd.

OT: the anal probe in Destroy all humans... never again.

 

[MintsMan]

Gae Bolg
It's some kind of weapon from FFXIII

 

[CloudKiller]

The Rat's tail from Final Fantasy. For some reason giving the tail of a rat to the dragon god powers up your team and it is never explianed why.

Although I do like the explantation from 8bit theater, that I can't be bothered to link

 

[JLML]

The Board of Education in Fall Out 3.

Also, Occam's Razor, the Perforater, Plunkitt's Valid Points, and Stabhappy.

Don't forget the Shishkebab!
It's a flaming sword named after food, how awesome is that?? =P

 

[Fusionxl]

EVE has a few pearls as well:

1. Parallel Weapon Navigation Transmitter ( PWNT )
2. Peripheral Weapon Navigation Diameter ( PWND )
3. Phased Weapon Navigation Array Generation Extron ( PWNAGE )

There is also a 'magic crystal ball' that, according to the description:

( EDIT: Singularity is the test server )

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

The equippable Horse Weiner item in Disgaea. You can put one on your cat-girls,Succubi,Robot and angels alike.(No in-game graphical representation,though. That's what fan art is for!)

 

[Aeshi]

Blade of Doom of Doom,can't remember which game it was from though.

 

[Trifixion]

The Big Metal Unit from the Baldur's Gate series comes to mind...

 

[mexicola]

Wirt's Third- *backstabbed*

I'll get you next time, ninja!

 

[Kiju]

Cracked Sash.

...c'mon! How can a strip of cloth be cracked? -.-

 

[AlphaOmega]

The Sword Of A Thousand Truths

Guess Where?

Terry Goodkind's Sword of the Truth series

Madness of the Betrayer, its a trinket(badge like item) in WoW. but seriously how can you equip somebody's madness.

 

[Tuddle]

The Sword Of A Thousand Truths

Guess Where?

Terry Goodkind's Sword of the Truth series

Spoiler

Sorry but that was not the answer I was looking for.

 

[AlphaOmega]

The Sword Of A Thousand Truths

Guess Where?

Terry Goodkind's Sword of the Truth series

Spoiler

Sorry but that was not the answer I was looking for.

I know its from WoW/Southpark Reference, I just prefer the (horrible) books whenever somebody asks.