Strangest thing you get paranoid about.

[skywalkerlion]

I also have a really hard time being the one to start a conversation with someone on instant messenger, because I'm really paranoid about coming off as weird, desperate, and lonely.

Same problem. I'm also afraid of conversations that are one on one over the internet cause I feel like there has to be atleast 3 people (including me) so there aren't any awkward silences.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Eh, nothing specific really. I get really paranoid about a whole ton of things and many situations, my mother and I are really paranoid people...

 

[savageoblivi0n]

i get this paranoia that a random black hole is going to open at the center of the earth sometimes...sucks when i have a dream about it too :s

Slender Man. Yes I know he isn't real. But still! Marble Hornets has blurred that line to near nothing! Have you ever watched it at 3AM?! Have you!? How scary some of that shit is!? Just... Someone hold me. I'm scared. ._.

yeah Marble Hornets gets to me sometimes too...i watch wayyy too many of the slenderman channels, but when they start screwing with me too bad i look up a couple of the parody videos...Slendy's not so bad once you find out what he's really after.

 

[Fiad]

I get paranoid when I don't have my pocket knife on me. Always think someone is going to kidnap me, but that actually has a reason due to someone actually trying to kidnap me.

 

[mechashiva77]

Cops, Guys looking at me, and airplanes.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Every time I fire a weapon, I must reload, even if I fire just one shot. I'm always worried there will be a fight just around the corner.

 

[EmzOLV]

Can't say I've ever worried that a duck will be hiding a knife. Until now. Thank you for that...
The ones round here are evil little bastards. Ever had a path blocked because ducks have decided to form a little picket line across it? Happens pretty regularly. They also laugh if people trip over or drop things.

I dislike the webcam on my laptop, and worry that it's on when it isn't. Sometimes I cover it with electrical tape.

I was putting up public notice signs for an event recently and when I went to take them down, there were 30 odd canadian geese surrounding it. I just imagined them all to have it in for me. Made getting the sign very difficult.

Also, in a similar way to your last point, I HATE posters. The eyes follow you. Don't have them up, and won't get changed in a room which has them.

 

[lion el jhonson]

slenderman I see him in the shadows and when Im in a dark room I think he is right behind me
because of him I can no longer sleep in the dark
for insight check out these links
http://coolerking.deviantart.com/art/The-Slender-Man-143961834
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=929yGDowwkg
now excuse me while I have a panic attack

 

[Swifty714]

Walking into the bathroom at night and while using it i just stare at the mirror, waiting for something to just pop out of it.

Just waking up at night freaks me out. Their is a light beside my bed, but i'm always afraid if i turn it on their will be some dude holding a knife about to kill me, but if i don't turn it on, he would just kill me anyways

 

[Febel]

I always hate putting luggage and stuff in the back of my friend's pickup because I'm terrified it's come loose and fly out onto the highway or something. I always have to look over my shoulder every 5 minutes or so when it's back there to make sure it hasn't.

 

[Hollow Aizen]

I get paranoid in my local Walmart, not because it's a corporate conglomerate bent on trying to destroy the world's economy, but for the simple reason of playing Dead Rising 1 too much. There's some kind of ad that plays over the intercom system that sounds exactly like the music from the first food shop you enter in DR1.