Strangest Thing You've Eaten. Ever.

[Thrashgrinder]

Raw Octopus in Japan. it was disgusting..

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I'm boring so I'll just say kangaroo steak (it was AWESOME).

I've also eaten a raw steak but I guess that is more a weird cooking method (ie; none) than a weird food.

You be the judge!

You mean a blue steak right?

I've had:
Piranha
Raw squid
Alligator
Ostrich (In burger form. At a music festival)
Grasshopper (For a bet. Which I won)
Snail
Frog
There's a few others but I can't remember what they were.

:EDIT:
I've also had the odd inanimate object such as grass, pens, erasers, a piece of sheet metal (stuff hurts to swallow) and a plastic fork in protest at the lack of real cutlery.

 

[Free Thinker]

A live goldfish.
Best five dollars ive ever made.

My friend ate a dead goldfish, covered in chocolate, for 4 dollars.

 

[dragonslayer32]

I have had Scorpion in a lolly pop. That was interesting. I have also had hedhehog flavoured crisps,with real hedgehog!

 

[strobe]

I really want to write: rabbit's first poop. But there was no need and I'm pretty sure my friends would've never looked at me the same way again.

On topic... Absolutely nothing really. I eat stuff off the floor and that all the time but that's nothing so I'm gonna have to say venison.

 

[Leadfinger]

Shirako, which is Japanese for fish sperm. In case you were wondering, it is pearly.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

Cow brain curry.

My mother gave it to me, and told me it was beef. I said it was too squishy to be meat...obviously it wasn't what I was expecting.

 

[Tharwen]

A few days ago I had a load of fruit cake, then when I looked at the crumbs afterwards, there were maggots in it.

...

Anyone else reminded of that 'half a worm' joke?

 

[A_Person]

Polar Bear Liver, so good, you just fry it up.

Isn't that the one part you're not meant to eat as it has so much vitamin A in it can kill you?

Yup.

 

[JavaJoeCoffee]

Fried jelly fish. Fairly easy to get at Dim Sum restaurants in San Francisco.

Sneaker is the best description, oily sneaker. Not kind to the western palate.

 

[Cap'n_Wakka_Wakka]

Chicken Smoothie. Well, I call it a smoothie because I make it in a blender, but really it's a glorified soup. Diced chicken, chicken broth and mushrooms, in a blender, blended for.... a while. Serve in a mug with a spoon.
Interesting thing about the chicken smoothie, it's actually pretty good for you. Except for the sodium from the broth, it's completely hearth healthy; virtually no cholesterol, and has all the nutrients of mushrooms and chicken. Relatively inexpensive, hot and filling, and just so much fun to eat... drink... consume!
Incidentally, I'm a chef, studying to be a better chef, and I've become notorious for the chicken smoothie at my school.

this is great. I have to try this sometime

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

snake soup
I am a snake eater

 

[CpnBeef]

Baby pizza



It was tiny, what else would you call it

horrible caniball jokes aside, Kangaroo.

It tasted vile in my opinion but that may have been a one off.

I've always wanted to try whale steak.

 

[JustOneMoreHero]

I fucking love squirrel meat, but it's not all that weird. The weirdest things I've ever eaten are Candied cockroaches and the one i consumed had eggs in it. It was surprisingly delicious, but weird as fuck.

 

[ForrestDeath]

Freshly killed bison heart.

Lakota friends took me up for a bison kill about 6 years ago.

Otherwise, Haggus(sp?).

 

[Paulie92]

Goat's testicals and fried scorpion. Hey, when in China... (and Dog, suprisingly delicious!)

Welcome to China! Tis' a wonderful land as long as you don't fuck with the government. Haven't eaten dog but I have eaten chicken hearts, assortments of testicles, cicada, cricket (cooked and uncooked), scorpion and pig intestines. All of them except cicada and some of the testicles were fairly enjoyable at the least.

Scorpions were so good! Like really crunchy salty chips!

 

[Locko96]

Goat's testicals and fried scorpion. Hey, when in China... (and Dog, suprisingly delicious!)

Welcome to China! Tis' a wonderful land as long as you don't fuck with the government. Haven't eaten dog but I have eaten chicken hearts, assortments of testicles, cicada, cricket (cooked and uncooked), scorpion and pig intestines. All of them except cicada and some of the testicles were fairly enjoyable at the least.

Scorpions were so good! Like really crunchy salty chips!

As far as crunchy-ness, hail to your god, Fried Cricket! My favorite was probably the pig intestines though. Very good with rice (resisting urge for stereotypical asian joke) and spicy sauce.

 

[Unstoppable Wall]

Well I once ate a bite of one of those little cardboard french fry holders from Wendy's to make a point (long story) but in the realm of actual food, Eel Sushi (tasty), Deer Heart on a yearly basis (also quite tasty), assorted other things, I'm pretty much the guy that doesn't knock a food til he tries it.

Vidi, Volui, Mihi est
-Unstoppable Wall

 

[EBHughsThe1st]

My own urine.

Or, lamb that I got at a Brazilian steakhouse.