Strangest Thing You've Eaten. Ever.

[LogicNProportion]

...My own semen...

Not trying to gross people out, though I'm sure I will but...you asked, I answered.

FYI: It's a LOOOONG story.

 

[StBishop]

A live goldfish.
Best five dollars ive ever made.

This but $15.00

Also, Kangaroo, Emu, Crocodile, Buffalo, Eel, Shark, Sea Urchin, Blood Sausage, Mouldy Cheese, Maggot Cheese, Raw Horse, Ox Cheek, Dog Food (Buscuits, not wet stuff), Cat Food (Again buscuits), A couple of marbles, a butterfly, Liver, Kidneys, Escargot, Pig Belly.


Granted alot of these things aren't weird to some people but they are to others.

I'm boring so I'll just say kangaroo steak (it was AWESOME).

I've also eaten a raw steak but I guess that is more a weird cooking method (ie; none) than a weird food.

You be the judge!

You mean a blue steak right?

I've had:
Piranha
Raw squid
Alligator
Ostrich (In burger form. At a music festival)
Grasshopper (For a bet. Which I won)
Snail
Frog
There's a few others but I can't remember what they were.

:EDIT:
I've also had the odd inanimate object such as grass, pens, erasers, a piece of sheet metal (stuff hurts to swallow) and a plastic fork in protest at the lack of real cutlery.

I've had bleu (not blue) steak yes, but no I've also had raw - as in never touched a pan - steak.

 

[Brownie101]

Some friends and I threw a "meat day" celebration back in March to experience unusual foods, with a "7 continents" theme.

We had North American Black Bear Sliders, Australian Rattlesnake Cakes (with a mango salsa), South American Iguana Soup, Asian Yak Fried Rice, Ethiopian Antelope curry (with lentils and greens), and European Wild Boar. And we renamed Baked Alaska to Baked Antarctica because honestly, Antarctic cuisine? Also, penguin was unavailable.

It was all pretty good except for the rattlesnake. The way they were prepared made 'em chewy & not too pleasant. Hoping to do it again sometime with new meats.

Maybe next time try some Kangaroo or Crocodile. Heck, even Emu. I noticed someone here's already said it.
I personally haven't tried it, but I plan to someday.

 

[Jfswift]

Fried Twinkies. Yeah, you read that right.

I've heard of those actually, they were on TV once. Those actually sound pretty tasty.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Well I'd eat anything provided it wouldn't kill me afterwards.
As for the weirdest thing I've ever eaten.

An entire sheet of A4 paper. At once. During Chemistry class.

 

[blankedboy]

Hm, I should have a shortish list from that Tae-Kwon Do camp a year or two ago...

Sheep brain (creamy, slimy)
Chicken heart (next to no flavour, win texture)
Ox kidney (don't remember)
Black Pudding (look it up)
Pig Tongue (like pork but better (and a bit hairy ( (whee bracketfuck))))
Hagass (i think that's how you spell it...)

I think I missed a couple, but oh well.
Also at the 'buffet' was raw chicken feet and pig anus...

Oh yeah, apparently there's an incoming world meat shortage that'll come into effect around 2020 or so... and 'experts' (on the contrary, we all know how untrustworthy they are (you know, the whole michael atkinson 'gaming is worse than smoking' bullshit (whee bracketfuck))) say that eating insects is the best option...

Huhu grub sandwich, anyone?

(wait, did i just bracketfuck twice in a single post? (oh yeah, i did... (the irony)))

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Human.........

0.o

*backs away slowly*

OT: Microwaveable corn. Not popcorn, corn.

Have you ever been hungry and started to gnaw on your arm? Well I have very little feeling in my arm so.......lets just say flesh doesn't taste very good.

What are you talking about? I cut off and eat my own calluses all the time. It doesnt count if it's your own flesh, any more than sucking your own cut finger makes you a vampire

Well, what about the chunck I bite out of my friend's shoulder? Does that count? (I'm sorta psycopath+cannabial)

Har har look at you -.-

 

[captaincabbage]

Okay, everyone has to try this. My friend and I made it up a few years ago whist dicking around with food combinations. It's called the Multicultural Sauce Sandwich.
What you do is:
1. Get four or five sauces. Mine are Tomato sauce, BBQ, american mustard, mayo and honey mustard.
2. spread them all out over the sandwich bottom half.
3. Pust some cheese on it.
4. Put some ham on it if you want and whatever else you want. I don't reccommend much else tho.
5. Put it in the microwave for at least 20 seconds. 45 at the most if you've got a shitty microwave.
6. Experience. I won't say enjoy, since not everyone will like it, but if you like it you'll love it.

Instructions:
Try this out.
Report back to me on here.

 

[Oliver Pink]

Um...

Hmm...

Hmmmmm......

I once ate Lamb-brain salad.

And immediately wished I hadn't.

 

[Motti]

I'm not entirely sure but I once snorted wasabi.
That was an interesting night . . .

 

[Rainforce]

The souls of innocent children. They taste weird.

on-topic: paper and Ink, nothing special.
and what the hell is wrong with black pudding, that cant even count, its totally normal stuff XD

 

[Jonluw]

Reindeer heart I suppose. I have been offered lutefisk (Cod, prepared with caustic soda), but I've always turned it down.

 

[SkoopMaster]

I'll get back to you on that after I silence my snoring brother with his goddamn tooth grinding GAAHHH!

Speaking of grind I ate this lollipop that had a worm thing in it and one with a spider and when I bit the damn candy it felt like I chipped my tooth.

 

[cyber95]

Spoiler

A cookie for anyone who knows what it is.

Nightmarish?

 

[Luftwaffles]

A cookie for anyone who knows what it is.

Huhu grub? or a whicity r something depending on the area.

Weirdest i had was chicken testicles.....yeah....they have them....

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

I almost ate a plastic turd placed on a plate of food, thinking it was a sausage. Does that count?

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Fried baby Octopus. It was nice!

 

[smithy_2045]

I normally don't eat strange things, but I do chew on things that shouldn't be chewed on. (pens, zippers, scissors, etc)