Strangest threat ever

[Blindswordmaster]

Simple thread here. What is the strangest threat you've eve given or received? Personally? I've told people that I'll eat their children and devour their soul. I've threatened to turn people into fertilizer. Now it's your turn.

 

[Dingoman013]

I was threatedned to have a dog nible my cock off

 

[Vek]

"By the way, tell your sister I said thanks."

or

"I swear, by the end of the day, I'll have your insides on your outsides."

 

[skitzo van]

I have a few I've given, my personal favorite is that I would hunt them in the dead of night, and while wearing a pig mask (and nothing else) I would beat them to death with a rusty spoon.

 

[Sacman]

"you Dun Goofed!!!"
I had to say it...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I've yet to receive many but i have given a few in my time. Most of them involve me standing outside their house and staring into their window until they break.

 

[Robert632]

I personally like "I'm going to do horrible things to you with a fish, a blender, and a rake." It's mysterous enough to leave things up to the imagination.

 

[RatRace123]

I once told someone that I'd rip out their colon and shove it into their eye sockets.

I usually win in threat-offs.

 

[Scde2]

"you Dun Goofed!!!"
I had to say it...

"Consequences will never be the same!"

OT: I dunno, I said some strange stuff before.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

"I'll popcorn you!"

That was one of mine.

 

[KiKiweaky]

I dunno, 'do you want to die' being one of my favorites i say that generally when people have passed the point of no return haha =D

 

[crazyspaz27]

I have threatened many people by saying I will put them in a hole and leave them to drown in their own urine, vomit, and feces.

I am a very sick person.

 

[Uber Evil]

I have head one person threaten many things, but most of it I can't remember cause it was a long time ago.

 

[Scde2]

"you Dun Goofed!!!"
I had to say it...

"Consequences will never be the same!"

OT: I dunno, I said some strange stuff before.

We are horrible, horrible people for mocking an 11-year old girl. Still, we have the moral high ground on 4chan who have probably photoshopped her into some kind of alien sex orgy by now.

OT: I once threatened to attack someone with a monopoly dog.

That was a strange evening.

Hey, I was mocking her father.

Hehe..."Backtraced"

 

[Limzz]

My parents tell me that when I was about 5 I once threatened to stick gum in my own hair.

 

[Aur0ra145]

I told my friend I would kill his first born. This happened right after he threw a snake at me, which I'm terrified of.

 

[Grayjack]

Probably me saying I'll eat someones unborn child.

 

[Wolfboy0311]

"you Dun Goofed!!!"
I had to say it...

"Consequences will never be the same!"

OT: I dunno, I said some strange stuff before.

We are horrible, horrible people for mocking an 11-year old girl. Still, we have the moral high ground on 4chan who have probably photoshopped her into some kind of alien sex orgy by now.

OT: I once threatened to attack someone with a monopoly dog.

That was a strange evening.

This reminded me of Dane Cook's bit on Monopoly.

OT: I told my friend that I'd feed him laxatives and fart pills then shive his head up his own ass... we both started laughing immediately afterwards.

 

[skystryke]

Well I remember a troll on these forums a while back who kept telling people they would be the first to die after he transformed. I don't typically give or receive threats though so that's the best I've got.