Strangest threat ever
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"I'll eat your fucking cock". This was said by one of my female friend after we got into a small argument. The obvious response was "Right now or later? 'cause I'm ready for it now". We made up the same day.
My signature threat is "*****, I will shoot an arrow through your face!".
I think that's sorta strange.
I think that's sorta strange.
Yeah you got to be careful with those types, their robot form has dual plasma cannons.skystryke said:
Hrm...
I dont know if you would consider it a threat, but I had to get a restraining order against a HS Ex girlfriend because she was watching me through my bedroom window wearing a ballerina tutu and carrying a weed eater at 3am. Suffice to say, I felt threatened. Which that story ended up weeks later her going to jail thanks a mid town slow speed chase trying to flag me down, where she eventually lost control of her car and plowed through a BMW and a plate glass window in a car dealership showroom.
Perhaps the most bizarre threat I ever uttered was towards a guy who owed me cash, to which i said "Look, you can either pay me willingly, or I will knock you unconscious and turn you into the first male on cactus porn star So i can sell the video in order to make my money back"
I dont know if you would consider it a threat, but I had to get a restraining order against a HS Ex girlfriend because she was watching me through my bedroom window wearing a ballerina tutu and carrying a weed eater at 3am. Suffice to say, I felt threatened. Which that story ended up weeks later her going to jail thanks a mid town slow speed chase trying to flag me down, where she eventually lost control of her car and plowed through a BMW and a plate glass window in a car dealership showroom.
Perhaps the most bizarre threat I ever uttered was towards a guy who owed me cash, to which i said "Look, you can either pay me willingly, or I will knock you unconscious and turn you into the first male on cactus porn star So i can sell the video in order to make my money back"
I think its odd too, but its something that is seemingly becoming rather commonplace over the last 10 years or so. But in a generation where the girls are girls, and some of the guys are coming pretty damned close, I guess I can understandShockolate said:
My mother twists my statements into threats. Ill say "youre being unreasonable" and she'll say "ill unreasonable you". Confuses me
Did he still make the transformers sound? If not, weak.skystryke said:
Great threat though:"Begone Satan!" also,"*****, do not make me get the holy water!"
I've told people I'll kick their teeth in so hard they'd have to floss up their arse. I'm a little bloke so they laughed and said I couldn't reach their teeth. That hurt me feelings so I told them I'd break their kneecaps first. Bring them down to my level. That actually defused the situation.
I remember him. That was funny as hell. ( no pun intended)skystryke said:
Ot: i'll visit your sister is one of my favorites. So long as they have a sister.
A male saying to me, a male, that he'll punch me in the c*nt. I was confused, because I was clearly a man!
I've threatened people to fill their beds with scorpions multiple times.
This has never happened to me, but the strangest one I've heard ever is...
"I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!!!!!!"
Cookie if you get the reference.
This has never happened to me, but the strangest one I've heard ever is...
"I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!!!!!!"
Cookie if you get the reference.
