Stuck in a Box

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Yorgmiester

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Day 408

The horde of flying pickles from day 75 returned. I tried to catch one for nourishment, but they are too fast. One of them regurgitated a box of kleenex though, so i suppose i can use that for toilet paper.
 

Fraught

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[small]I don't understand where do all these parties and items and pickles come from if you're, like the thread's name says "Stuck" In A Box, but whatever.[/small]

Day 409

After finally doing my deeds in the corner, I get another urge, and I discover that the toilet paper has been stolen. I find some liquid on the ground, and hoping it smells like pickle, I realize it's my own bodily fluids.

Rest of the day I spend weeping in one of the other corners.
 

COR 2000

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Day 410

After weeping for a consecutive 24-hours I search around to find the toilet paper thief only to discover a hole in the sealing of the fourth box and some... Some distant light... What is it?
 

sky14kemea

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Day 411

Turns out the light was some tin foil stuck to the inside of the box, it had been reflecting off of my tears.
I've decided to make myself a tiny little friend out of the tin foil. I will name him once he has been made.
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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Day 412

My Tin foil buddy is now complete. I have decided to name him Fredrico Hernandez, Fred to close friends. Which is me. Although, there is something i don't trust about Fred.
 

CosmicCommander

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Day 413:

It appears that my theory of Fredricosonitivitisoponolonsickon has come to fruition, Fred has began to construct a rudimentary pair of sunglasses!
 

Jedamethis

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Day 414.

I think Fred is plotting something. He's drawing an awful lot of diagrams on the box...
 

sky14kemea

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Day 415

Fred tells me he wants to escape, but he will need me to stay behind and distract the guards. I didn't know this box has guards. Should I help him or not?

Decisions...
 

Guitar Gamer

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Day 416

I pushed Fred in front of the guards then ran...........................unfortunately I'm still in a box so I broke my nose..............................owey
 

sky14kemea

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Day 417

My nose has stopped hurting, as long as I don't get a cold, then I should be fine.

I wonder what season it is outside.. I sure hope its summer.
I think tomorrow I might draw flowers on my box, to get rid of the weirdly effeminate graffiti.
 

COR 2000

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Da 419:

Manly flower graffiti complete. Now everything seems a lot brighter.
Still awfully dark in here, though.... And cold, all of a sudden. Why is it so cold? Maybe I should use Fred as a solar panel....
 

Pm0n3y

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Jul 29, 2009
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Day 420

To celebrate my 420th day in this box, i decide to find some weed to smoke. But all i have to roll is some of my leftover diarrhea from a few days ago and Fred.

I'm sure i can figure something out...
 

Guitar Gamer

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Day 422
I ended up materealizing season 1 of metalocalypse out of pure will
now for a television.....................
 

COR 2000

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Day 423

I make a television out of Fred and power it with his kind and loving heart.

Okay, now it's too hot in here. I search for the source of the previous cold...
 

Guitar Gamer

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DAY 425!

after re-writing ever symphony ever I am starting to get bored, maybe I'll move onto the early 1900's