Stuck in a Box
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I remodelled Fred into a spade and dug Senor Waffles a grave. Then I turned Fred into a new Superfinger!
Day 425.
I spent today cleaning my shit-stained pants, as I soiled myself when I saw Senor Waffles's ghost
I spent today cleaning my shit-stained pants, as I soiled myself when I saw Senor Waffles's ghost
Day 429
I spent all of today with a cramp. Turns out that eating 8 sandwiches and taking a lovely swim = EXTREME PAIN.
I spent all of today with a cramp. Turns out that eating 8 sandwiches and taking a lovely swim = EXTREME PAIN.
Day 430
I awoke smelling of pee and puke, aparently the liquid was absorbed by the box and my cloths.
the dust mites are starting to revolt, I must prepair for war
I awoke smelling of pee and puke, aparently the liquid was absorbed by the box and my cloths.
the dust mites are starting to revolt, I must prepair for war
Day 431
I have made my own little army from toe nail clippings, they will help me defeat the dust mites.
I just hope they don't mutiny.. I haven't told them that they won't get paid until after they have won.
I have made my own little army from toe nail clippings, they will help me defeat the dust mites.
I just hope they don't mutiny.. I haven't told them that they won't get paid until after they have won.
Day 432.
The War begins with a bombardment of Dust Bombs. I lost a good squadron of my Toe Nail Warriors. Debra was killed, she had just married Jacob and was pregnant. Jacob doesn't look like he can hold together. A counter attack must be organised.
The War begins with a bombardment of Dust Bombs. I lost a good squadron of my Toe Nail Warriors. Debra was killed, she had just married Jacob and was pregnant. Jacob doesn't look like he can hold together. A counter attack must be organised.
Day 433
I made a counter attack out of lint and that weird stuff in my belly button. It wiped out half their forces, it was a great battle.
But Jacob is still mourning, I might have to elect someone else as General...
I made a counter attack out of lint and that weird stuff in my belly button. It wiped out half their forces, it was a great battle.
But Jacob is still mourning, I might have to elect someone else as General...
Day 434.
After the success of my previous Counter Attack, I've rounded up my remaining forces into 2 Batallions. The first is going to siege Dust Mite fortress from the front. The Second is going to complete the Pincer from behind. If all goes well we will have the Fort by Nightfall.
I've also decided to make Liam Acting General. He was the second in command afterall, but Jacob... he seems to be getting worse, drawing into himself, I hope he doesn't do anything stupid.
After the success of my previous Counter Attack, I've rounded up my remaining forces into 2 Batallions. The first is going to siege Dust Mite fortress from the front. The Second is going to complete the Pincer from behind. If all goes well we will have the Fort by Nightfall.
I've also decided to make Liam Acting General. He was the second in command afterall, but Jacob... he seems to be getting worse, drawing into himself, I hope he doesn't do anything stupid.
Day 435
Disaster. Jacob lost it, he and 50 of his men went on a suicide charge directly into the dust bunnyn cavalry. Every one of them dead, I shouldn't have trusted him but Dammit! he was my best general! Colonel Autem is his replacement, or general now I guess. Anyways I'm regrouping everyone at the water purifyer, but I don't think my shameless ripp off's with save me this time................though I do have my secret weapon....................a certain Heavy weapon secret weapon
Disaster. Jacob lost it, he and 50 of his men went on a suicide charge directly into the dust bunnyn cavalry. Every one of them dead, I shouldn't have trusted him but Dammit! he was my best general! Colonel Autem is his replacement, or general now I guess. Anyways I'm regrouping everyone at the water purifyer, but I don't think my shameless ripp off's with save me this time................though I do have my secret weapon....................a certain Heavy weapon secret weapon
Day 437
I ate a portion of my own hair. Although it tastes terrible it gives me the nutrition I'll need to survive for at least another 600 days, and it gives me the haircut I really, REALLY need.
I ate a portion of my own hair. Although it tastes terrible it gives me the nutrition I'll need to survive for at least another 600 days, and it gives me the haircut I really, REALLY need.
Day 438
Today i coughed up a hair ball, who'd think that your own hair could be so...moreish? Anyway, i've started making furniture from the hair ball.
Today i coughed up a hair ball, who'd think that your own hair could be so...moreish? Anyway, i've started making furniture from the hair ball.
Day 440
I just finished my hair-ball chair. Now I have someplace comfortable to sit. I start watching T.V. and find out that Fred has his own talk-show on the airwaves. It's crap, but I must wonder: What channel would agree to air him, and how did I even get a signal?
I just finished my hair-ball chair. Now I have someplace comfortable to sit. I start watching T.V. and find out that Fred has his own talk-show on the airwaves. It's crap, but I must wonder: What channel would agree to air him, and how did I even get a signal?