Stuck in a Box

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sky14kemea

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Jun 26, 2008
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Day 462

I'm still mourning Fluffles.

I made a little shrine in the corner out of a toothpick I found in my pocket, and some dust.
 

Pm0n3y

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Jul 29, 2009
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Day 465

I may have gotten the runs again, this time from eating bobblethornson. My insides are burning.
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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Sep 19, 2009
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Day 472

I'm getting together an excavation team, If i don't make it back alive, I want a viking funeral...in the box.
 

Sven und EIN HUND

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Sep 23, 2009
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Day 473

Utter annoyance. The excavation, after 21 hours of solid digging, pierced a large hole in the right wall of the box, only to tunnel into another, slightly larger box. We lost 5 men in that excavation, now there's only me and Cleo; it's ok though because she's fine ;)
 

sky14kemea

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Jun 26, 2008
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Day 474

Apparently Cleo is actually lesbian. The awkward silences are a bad sign. Maybe I should move back to my old box?
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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Day 475

Cleo introduced me to her girlfriend. She's fine too. I'm now in a terrible mood, i think i'll start getting ready to move back.
 

Sven und EIN HUND

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Sep 23, 2009
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Day 478

Something strange happened today, a snail wandered into the box. A talking snail, who's name is Juan. Cleo says she knows nothing of the snail, so I'm forced to question my own sanity; in the meantime however, Juan is trying to convince me that the box is only a figment of my imagination that the tattered remnants of my weathered mind have conjured up. I think he's a psychiatrist, and an obnoxious one at that. I fucking hate obnoxious psychiatrists.
 

Jedamethis

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Jul 24, 2009
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Day 480.

I decide to believe Juan. It makes much more sense to listen to snails, as it must be my subconscious
talking to me through my favourite animal.

I can use big words!
 

Sven und EIN HUND

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Sep 23, 2009
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Day 481

Terrible consequences of this "Juan" fellow's arrival are starting to set in. He is trying to convince me to murder Cleo and her partner, who's name he says is Kate (hmmm, I never bothered to learn her name upon first encounter, I wonder if it would offend her to know that :S I really must be a little more considerate), with my bear fucking hands. Was putting my trust in this snail a bad decision? I think so, and yet, what can I do?!
 

Guitar Gamer

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Apr 12, 2009
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Day 482
THE SAND IN MY SKIN HATES ME!
it tells me to mambo dogface to the banana patch but I really know it's just trying to cuddle with my cookies, but I wont worry, I'll eat it all