Stuck in a Box

[Earthbound Engineer]

Day 483
A rip appears in the fabric of time and this whole universe that I know as the "box" collapses into itself and dematerializes.

(There, now this thread can finally be over.)

 

[dalek sec]

Day 485

I found another gun on the other side of my box. I could just kill Kate, her lover and Juan and they would finally stop bothering me. I could even take their stuff and eat them!

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Day 486

"I can't do it... I can't do it. Sigh, we'll do it live. WE'LL DO IT LIVE, FUCK IT. I- I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!Fucking thing SUCKS-SS." That's what Juan was saying for about 5 hours, while sliding back and forth, as if pacing. He's really starting to confuse me. I fired all of the shots of the gun into the ceiling in the hope that they would go straight through and I wouldn't have to worry about the urge to kill Kate and Cleo. I can't bring myself to do it, I'm not that kind of guy, these dreams are getting weird though; last night I was a Spanish conquistador overthrowing democracy in Australia, like WTF is that!??! If I'm going to need to kill Kate and Cleo just to get rid of these dreams, but I don't want to murder them, I'm going to have to kill Juan.

 

[Jedamethis]

Day 487.

I talked to Cleo and Kate about Juan. Things happened and.......well, I got shot in the ear.

Kate's a bad marksman(?)

 

[Jedamethis]

Day 489.

Juan keeps avoiding my eye and whistling nonchalantly.
I'm watching him...

 

[PixelKing]

Day 493

I got over the murder.
I found some scotch.
I got drunk.

 

[sky14kemea]

Day 494

I did whut any gud person would do's, And I stayed drunkeded for over 24 hears!
But I forgets how to spell wurds and stuff.

I know! Gaint box party! I'll dress up my feets as pirates and nuns!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Day 495

I hate hangovers in box or out of box. They just suck. I wish i'd stop making so much noise, my head is thumping. Plus i think, one of the nuns spiked my drink.
You drunk. Burying your emotions in alcohol and having a questionable relationship with your feet.
Ugh, SHUT UP.

 

[Fraught]

Day 496

I got over my hangover. After thinking about how I have survived for so many days without food multiple times, I figure that I'm probably immortal. After feeling a bit better about myself, I find a dead Chuck Norris in one of the boxes. I really feel bad about myself now.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Day 497

Wow, a dead Chuck Norris? It can't be true...unless that means.... I'm the reincarnation of Jesus!

 

[sky14kemea]

Day 498

I now wear Chuck Norris's hat during the day, it makes me feel even cooler.

I found yet another box, there's seems to be a long chain of boxes, I wonder if I could find a way out if I kept following them...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Day 499

I've decided to follow the plan i devised yesterday, i've reached box 24, this seems to be full of mannequins.

 

[Fraught]

Day 500

Dear Diary. I have no idea why I left you in the first box. Today marks the 500th day in this hellhole. I ran back here, because in box 24, there were mannequins who followed me. When ever I turned around, they were staring at me. Shit got me freaked, so I ran.

Unfortunately, I ran to the wrong side. Here I am, back. Sad because I have to go through that again to escape.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Tag 501:

es scheint, dass sich mein Kasten durch meine Berechnungen bewegt ich bin fast in Russland, das gerade vorbei am grössten Teil Westeuropas ist

 

[Jedamethis]

Day 502.

I forgot how to speak German again...