Stuck in a Box

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Pm0n3y

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Jul 29, 2009
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Day 702

The party was fuckin amazing, but it gonna take awhile to clean all this stuff up.
 

Jedamethis

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Jul 24, 2009
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Day 703.

I start the long task of cleaning up. I wonder why there's jam on the wall, there wasn't any at the party...at least I hope it's jam.
 

sky14kemea

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Jun 26, 2008
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Day 704

I'm almost done cleaning, but I don't wanna know what the green stuff under the rug was...
Anyway, I'm thinking I should have parties more often, it would liven up this damp box.
 

Cargando

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Apr 8, 2009
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Day 706: Have begun experimenting with philosophy to pass the time. Decided life is weird. Volff agrees because I told him to.
 

Guitar Gamer

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Apr 12, 2009
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Day 708

I'm starting to think that I'm not going to get out of this box.................then I reminded myself that being a pessimist is not going to help the situation
 

Lambi

Yuki-Onna
Oct 20, 2009
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Day 709

The box. Isn't it wonderful? It's just so...wooden? Steel? Iron? I've been so long here I can't remember what kind of material it's made of? Will I ever escape? Only the gods can decide...

ALEX, KEEP THAT NOISE DOWN! I'M TRYING TO DO A MONOLOUGE HERE!

Sheesh, always with that damn music.
 

Guitar Gamer

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Apr 12, 2009
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captains log
Day 711

Spock is starting to piss me off, he can't seem to handle that logic doesn't exist here
 

therealsomeguy

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Jul 10, 2009
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Day 712

I dont remember what happened over the last 711 days, its like i just jumped in the box and i had allready been here for 711 days, anyway i think i might ask the box to marry me, i've collect all my toe-nail clippings and have made a ring out of them, i will offer it to the box tommorow
 

Guitar Gamer

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Apr 12, 2009
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Day 713
it's a wonderful day in the box, it accepted my proposal and now we're nearing our first honeymoon which I'll spend making a depression in the bottom of the box which is deeper than it is wide
 

Lambi

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Oct 20, 2009
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Day 720

The honeymoon lasted a week, until I found out the box was cheating on me with Volff.
Must remember to torture Volff with my extra long finger- and toenails later.
 

Guitar Gamer

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Apr 12, 2009
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Day 724
I thought of something as I was busy trying to gnaw my way through the cardboard, if I live in a cardboard box...........................am I a bum?
 

Guitar Gamer

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Apr 12, 2009
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day 726
Today when I looked through a box of old belongings I found a tin can with some nickles and dimes in it and a monocle, now I am really confused there's a lot of evidence of me being a bum, but only aristocrats can wear monocles, they fall right off normal people