Bruce Campbell (sp?) > Everyone.
The world is fucked.
You are a part of the great mass, there's so little chance of you being "special" that it's sad.
The majority of life isn't fun, it's work, and work that you hate.
Things don't just happen, for instance finding a weapon, the only people who should live are those who came prepared.
The only people who should survive a horror movie should be the 3 guys who holed up in an easily defended position with uzi's, the innocent girl should die easy as her lack of life experience makes her an easy target.
Life/love/work/pick something else isn't fair.
Fire makes everything better.