Stupid Breakup reasons

[chaser[phoenix]]

]My girlfriend broke up with me specifically because we were having sex too frequently which in retrospect doesn't say much about my skill in bed, even though she said I was quite good.

Did she have a basis of comparison? Perhaps the fact that you were having sex so much with her made it so she couldn't tell whether you were good or not, and she wanted the chance to get a basis of comparison.

Well she had a fair amount more experience than I did prior to our relationship beginning, though she said I was not her best by far, she still said I wasn't bad, especially since it'd been more than two years since the last time I had even had intercourse.
So maybe that was why she said I was pretty good, mainly because it had been so long for me.

And her and I are still talking, she hasn't noted getting lucky any time though I'm not sure she would.
It matters not. One thing I learned from this relationship in general is 18 (her) and 21 (me) are two absolutely and completely different worlds.

 

[uncle-ellis]

She fucking dumped me because I made a joke about her dad after he got killed in a drive-by. What a fucking *****.

She was so in the wrong it makes me want to punch you.

 

[Smokeydubbs]

I can understand why some people might choose to end a long term relationship after one of the partners slips up and has an affair... and as much as that would hurt me if that was case if my partner was truly sorry for it I think I have the capacity to forgive.
My heart isn't completely made of stone, just mostly.


Actually a better one, a girlfriend of a friend of mine dumped him... why? Because she was worried about 'losing him'. She BROKE UP with him, because she didn't want to LOSE HIM.
Wierd.

I had that pulled on me. She played it off saying that is why she broke up with her ex before me. Reasoning being that everyone she gets close to dies because her uncle killed himself and her cousin died in an accident. Funny, she went back to that guy after breaking up with me.

Well that was one of her reasons for breaking up with me. That girl alone had like 10 different reasons, every new one brought up more questions. One of the reasons was because the relationship was just based on sex(it might of been, she didn't have to always go along with me when I got frisky). But there was a few times when she told me she didn't want it to be about sex, so we stopped doing it so many times. Then break up time comes around, "You know what it was about!" Actually no I didn't know.

I've used some pretty BS excuses and taken them. The old stand by: "It's not you, its me" always makes me giggle. Or any excuse that talks about seeing other people is pretty bad.

If a woman says "We should start seeing other people", chances are she's already got someone in mind, or is already seeing someone else.

Yep. I didn't learn that the hard way, I used it. But yea, it's easy to tell whats going on with that one.

 

[ae86gamer]

I'm pregnant, and it is yours (I'm female, she was female).

I'm sorry. I lol'd when I read that.

Anywho, back on topic. He told me 'that he didn't want to hurt me'. So he broke up with me. It made no sense.

 

[Quantana]

Mine was because send her a text with underneath it: L. instead of: LY she totally freaked out about and then I broke up with her. by then it was just bleeding out anyway.

 

[Tim Buck II]

She felt awkward. What kind of a reason is that?????? No real explanation, just a text saying she felt awkward. She was my bf for nearly a year, then we went out for like three weeks, now she completely ignores me. She wont even look at me

How could she be your boyfriend?

 

[Hoxton]

So I use to sneak out to my girlfriends house to do... Welp ya know
And I noticed that my mark in my major was dropping like a a-bomb to its intending target, and I knew that if I kept sneaking out I would fail cuz hell I guy needs to sleep and class isn't the place for it. So I ended it because she was too good, literally she was an awesome girlfriend, and Im glad we are still "friends"

And it never occurred to you to stop sneaking out to fuck long enough to pass your class?
Not even a little?

Uh, the one "relationship" I was in ended because the girls' parents didn't really like me.
Well, they did until their daughter showed a romantic interest.
They didn't like that I wasn't Christian.
All in all, not a big deal. Wasn't really that interested.
Still not really interested in anyone.

that's lame. period.

If you mean me, I'd be inclined to agree.
I'm quite the jerk.

I was referring to the fact that his girlfriend was getting payed to g date him.
you just got caught in the crossfire

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

She felt awkward. What kind of a reason is that?????? No real explanation, just a text saying she felt awkward. She was my bf for nearly a year, then we went out for like three weeks, now she completely ignores me. She wont even look at me

How could she be your boyfriend?

bf=best friend, duh

 

[Hoxton]

I was referring to the fact that his girlfriend was getting payed to g date him.
you just got caught in the crossfire

Ah-ha.
It was a bit difficult to tell.
Ah well. No harm done.

idd

 

[Thyunda]

My ex would keep breaking up with me to 'prove I cared about her'.

Bet she felt pretty stupid when the last thing I said to her was 'Go fuck yourself'.

Then there was one who dumped me by text, off her mate's phone.
"We should break up, I'm sorry, it just doesn't seem like you care. You're not even here, and I know you're free."
"I'm off ill. What the fuck do you expect?! I can't come in, because then everybody else will catch it. Including you."
"OMG WTF is wrong with you? You just send me a really shitty text!"

Not only did she break up with me, she also expected me to be happy about it. -_-

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Other people thought i was too geeky...........

 

[Xcelsior]

I have a wierder one ever been dumped without knowing you were going out? lol

I once had this really confused gay friend, he'd just come out, and I said i'd give him all the support he needed etc etc, and he must of mistaken sympathy for actual affection...cos he txted me a week later to say it wasn't going anywhere and he'd like to break up but try to remain friends

That is hilarious

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Some of these are really funny, and horrible.

I'm proud I burnt the bridge, not once, but twice with the same girl. It felt awsome!

I'll bet it did. I'll also bet when she was basically begging you to come back that somewhere, deep in the back of your mind, a little voice was screaming 'FINISH HER'.

 

[crudus]

They didn't like that I wasn't Christian.

I ran into that. I am Discordian so I have gotten a lot of flak from people, especially the parents. I am so glad I'm with a girl who is a devoted Christian and doesn't care I'm not a Christian. Finally a girl with rational thought...I feel like the universe should implode with that paradox.

that's lame. period.

If you mean me, I'd be inclined to agree.
I'm quite the jerk.

And I would be inclined to agree with your original statement

 

[BeyondTheFail]

Few weeks later I get a heartfelt apology from her, saying everything was her fault (which I was all to happy to agree) and that she wanted me back into her life, whether as a bf again or even as a friend, no matter how long it took to build back the relationship.

I've gotten very pist at the girls in my life and their stupidity, but why they think we can just go back to the way things had been is beyond me. in the words of a favorite band of mine, "it's not what you said, and it's not how you said it, but it all came undone the moment you meant it." To be completely honest, it's just too weird and difficult to seek a relationship on any level with a girl you had intimacy with. The worst part is that, often, the break up was confounded by what they said/did... I accept your apology, but you should have thought about this before we broke up.

This one girl broke up with me five days after asking me out because she just "didn't feel right" and "you said that we had to be honest with eachother about this stuff." Both of those are stupid reason. What I had told her was that I wanted her to be honest about the way she was feeling, not honest about breaking up. Also, I find it hard to believe she had this sudden revelation five days in that we weren't "right" for eachother. I wasn't even looking for the "right" person, I was just dating her - I mean sure, if she ended up being the one, great, but it's not like I was going in to the relationship hoping to marry her or something! All the advances were made by her, the dates, the kisses, etc. It wasn't that I wasn't willing to make the moves, it was that she accelerated them at awkward times. Then for her to say that she made a mistake so quickly is just obsurd. The most ironic thing was her constant apologizing, and her stress on how she truly cared about me and wanted to maintain a friendship with me - all these honest confessions over facebook. hahahahahha...... Ah well, it wasn't all that bad - sort of funny really - but it was still a gay break up.

Five days isn't long enough to know anything about whether you two are "right" for each other or not. Never has been, never will be.

 

[messy]

"my husband's on to us"

But seriously I've never been dumped its normally more mutual/they just fall apart