Dear Lord... How do people like that get access to things that dangerous? I mean, potassium cyanide, Christ...deathninja said:School was just run-of-the-mill Jackasses, no-one of note.
Some of my classmates in Freshman year though, dear lord...
(One girl didn't want to queue for chits, so helped herself to several vials of KCN when the tech wasn't looking, got it all over her hands (without gloves) and then came up to me asking what it was and what we needed it for anyway. Another lab partner say nothing wrong with plunging closed vessels of DCM into boiling water, not using fumehoods, or mixing oxidants and solvents, and a special prize goes to the girl who not only ignores the rules against pipetting by mouth, decides to do so, in a microbiology class w/ HSV.)
None of the three made it past year 2, but I'm amazed no-one got themselves killed.
Serves him right for wearing a god damn shell suit. Blegh...Fasckira said:A guy in my science class pushed a bunsen burner to the side of his desk up against the wall where it promptly set fire to a poster. Panicking, he used his coat to try and extinguish the flames but it was one of those puffed up ones (made of like the shell suit style material and filled fluff?) that in turn caught fire.
In a last ditch attempt to resolve the situation he throw his coat out the window behind him into the bushes where it (thankfully) burnt out instead of setting fire to the hedge.
Well, I'm in rural Britain, but my college is in one of the more urban areas.Prime_Hunter_H01 said:every where i was sat there would be someone who would give me a hard time, be cause i said I was interested in having a gun collection they started calling me "Armageddon" and made it sound like I was a psychopath.
I admit, that made me LOL.Phasmal said:so one day the nurse was talking about sperm and all that's in it and a girl from the back asked: `So, is that why it tastes so bad?`
The entire room turned and looked at her. Then we had a bit of a giggle about it.
Genius!Phasmal said:Some darn silly things were said when I was taking my childcare course.
One was the lecturer asking `What do you do when a child bites you?`
Random classmate: `Bite them back!`
On the one hand, it's pretty cruel to screw over a paying customer like that with something as permanent as a tattoo, idiot though they may be. On the other, it's one of my few pet peeves when people get Far Eastern or tribal calligraphy tattoo's when they don't even know what they mean just because they think it look "Like, sooooo badass!", so I find it hard to sympathise with him.TizzytheTormentor said:I had plenty, one though he was the absolute shit, he got a Chinese tattoo that should have said "warrior" but the guy doing it knew he was a fool and wrote "cum" or something along those lines, glad our Chinese friend pointed that out, fool fucking flipped!
I actually have no idea what either of those are. I just grabbed the front of his throat and squeezed. I was really just trying to intimidate him, I'm not really a violent person normally. CAPTCHA: "walk the plank" I didn't realize they were pirates captcha.Gomi500 said:Please tell me it was a Rear Naked Choke or at least a Guillotine Choke. I had the same experience in elementary school and high school. Got fed up and used the BJJ self defense class i was told never to do...well i did and it worked....then i got suspended and kicked out the gym. but to put a monkey down like that....TOTALLY WORTH IT!Bassik said:Are you sure they weren't just monkeys instead of people? They sound like monkeys to me, and with public school being what it is nowadays, it's an easy mistake to make.samgdawg said:Let's see.... In my 9th grade gym class two kids always mocked me and bullied me. I admit I am not great at basketball, so what do they do while I am practicing my shots? Steal the ball and play keep away of course!! Damn near every class. Same kids were in my literature and math classes of course. In my literature class I am the best reader. Not that anyone in that class CARES of course. So everyone in that class mocks me there as well. One day one of the girls decides to make a comment, everyone advises me to hit her, everytime I try to explain why not I am met with retarded gibberish. Class starts I sleep through because the retards are too slow to keep up with my reading. As we leave class one of them starts again, sick of it I smash my arm into the side of his head. Principal didn't even notify me when he went to his office. Math class I am regularly mocked by the same "keep away" idiots. Gym class at the start of the year I am hit by a tennis ball full force to the chest, from only a few feet away. Ironically I had to protect them from my friend 2 seconds after I lost my breath. While changing into gym clothes a kid comes up to me and yanks my shirt away from me, ended up punching the top of my head twice, forcing me to step on my glasses which had fallen off. Throughout the course of a few weeks one of the kids threw broken pencil shards at the back of my head, IN CLASS. I choked him in front of everyone though. SAME STUDENT gets the bright idea to taunt me in a pool, when I was on the school SWIM TEAM at one point, repeatedly threw water in my face when I asked him to stop. Choked him AGAIN, lucky for him I got pulled off by the student lifeguard. His buddy repeatedly called me gay and tried to draw cocks on my back. For whatever reason the teacher had us walk up and down stairs the whole first class. It was up stairs, right over the bleachers, down stairs, right past where we started, and repeat. The whole class moves at half walking speed. Bored, I speed past everyone 2-3 times before they complete one lap. At one point I hear one of the girls tell her friend to trip me as I pass them. I was not a popular kid, obviously. I am thanking God I am going into an online school this year.
But yeah, I also had to deal with a class that was a lot slower then me. It was quite frustrating actually, because you are done with your work halfway through class and then you got nothing to do.
You should start a killing spree with a car or a knife, just to prove a point, lol.Prime_Hunter_H01 said:be cause i said I was interested in having a gun collection they started calling me "Armageddon" and made it sound like I was a psychopath.
You scream at the top of your lungs, so that his mother can hear: "YOU LITTLE FUCK, I HAVE AIDS!"Phasmal said:One was the lecturer asking `What do you do when a child bites you?`
Seems to me like always retailiated, never attacked. I heard the US is all about self-defense, hence why the principal ignored him strangling people all the time.Wolverine18 said:I think its really clear why you are not a popular kid. You are in fact the stupid classmate that the other 99% of the class would complain about. So who is right, the 1% or the 99%?samgdawg said:Class starts I sleep through because the retards are too slow to keep up with my reading
Gym class at the start of the year I am hit by a tennis ball full force to the chest, from only a few feet away. Ironically I had to protect them from my friend 2 seconds after I lost my breath.
I choked him in front of everyone though. SAME STUDENT gets the bright idea to taunt me in a pool, when I was on the school SWIM TEAM at one point, repeatedly threw water in my face when I asked him to stop. Choked him AGAIN,
The whole class moves at half walking speed. Bored, I speed past everyone 2-3 times before they complete one lap. At one point I hear one of the girls tell her friend to trip me as I pass them. I was not a popular kid, obviously.
Hey, if you lived in Texas you'd get made fun of if you didn't have a shotgun (even if you live in the city).Binnsyboy said:I did end up on the butt end of some school shooting jokes when it came to light I had a shotgun, but that was all in good humor.
Yeah, but if I was in Texas and didn't have a shotgun, it would be because I'd have a licensed .45 on my hip! 8DDangit2019 said:Hey, if you lived in Texas you'd get made fun of if you didn't have a shotgun (even if you live in the city).Binnsyboy said:I did end up on the butt end of some school shooting jokes when it came to light I had a shotgun, but that was all in good humor.