Stupid names that parents give their children...

[Iron Mal]

Well excuse me for not being able to pick up on sarcasm in the written word.

Next time, you could try asking instead of going into jerk mode.

Ask you that your name is Max? That's already fairly apparant.

Picking out a joke from your normal self pro-claimed sociopathic persona? That's not so apparant.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Nevin
Jermajesty
Blankket

That is all

 

[Valkyira]

Crystal, Hope, Destiny and I just don't like the name Ben for some reason

 

[Iron Mal]

Ask you that your name is Max? That's already fairly apparant.

Picking out a joke from your normal self pro-claimed sociopathic persona? That's not so apparant.

...Ask if it was a joke.
Honestly.

It's not a sin to miss the fact that someone is joking.
Being insulting because you didn't get a joke, on the other hand, should be.

No-one ever mentioned sinning and something is only insulting if you take it that way (and if you took offence to the 'self proclaimed sociopathic persona', I appologise for upsetting you but I was only quoting details from your profile, you do state that you are a not-so-friendly neiborhood sociopath).

 

[aruseusx]

Calling a boy Nancy, we just call him Lance though. Noone knows his real name except for his friends. Not even teachers and possibly school administration.

If I'm going to name my kid something dumb it would be Ganon, or Faust, that itself is cool enough.

I'm pretty sure Faust was the stage name of a former drummer for Emperor.

Names coming from emotions like hope and joy are stupid. Next emo and malice will be names. Though malice is pretty cool.

 

[AroLombardi]

Jonah. Seriously, the hell?

 

[Loves2spooge]

Didn't MJ name his son Blanket?

Blanket is his nickname, his real name's actually Michael Jackson II.

Actually, his first son is Prince Michael Jackson. His second son is Prince Michael Jackson II.

Well, this isn't the first time I've been screwed over by Wikipedia...

 

[Skuffyshootster]

My karate instructor named his kids Raven, Storm, and Manny.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

My uncle used to work at a hospital. He tried getting certain people to name their children Placenta. It didn't take but still ... He mainly tried this with people who use names like Laquan and Seanetta ...

 

[qazmatoz]

Frank Zappa's other kid Dweezil.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Conlan, wait a minute, FUCK! that's my name. AHHHHHHH! It's a damn good thing that if no one can pronounce my name I just tell them to call me CJ, becuase J is my middle initial. I'm gonna name my duaghter, (If I get one); Constantine, becuase it's a cool name when shortened to conny, as for my son, Leonidas, becuase I was born on the anaversiry of his death, so nither of them will have to suffer as I did in school becuase of thier names.

 

[Berethond]

I met a girl once named My Angel Shelly. (Shelly being the last name, "My Angel" being the first.)

 

[Triskadancer]

I actually know a Shithead too, my mom is an elementary school music teacher. It's pronounced Sha-theed. I also know two sisters named Sharon and Not Sharon. Can you imagine the identity crisis she's going to have someday?