Stupid names that parents give their children...
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It's a little bit annoying to me when people give their kids two names. I have one cousin named Neil Shannon (a guy, but I think they only call him that because his dad's name is also Neil), and another named Billiejo (pron. Billy-Joe. And she's a woman, which never made sense to me why you can put two boys' names together and suddenly it's a "girl name".)
Any name that's purposely misspelled to be original. Like "Jayson" or something. If you wanted your kid to have an original name, then give him an original name! Don't just add random letters and then pass it off as "unique."
Are they foreign? Some celebrity named her son Comet and her daughter Starlight.Wildrow12 said:
I did once meet a rather effeminate boy named Zared. After I found out Zared was Hebrew for "trap" I couldn't stop laughing. I'm sure his parents didn't predict that though.
Honestly though, I probably shouldn't be allowed to name my kids. I would like to name my first son Red and my first daughter Green. Not only for the obvious reference(cookies for those who figure it out), but because of my last name.
Edit: I might name my son Clancy just to be nice. Clancy means "Red Warrior"
[HEADING=1]Fun time:[/HEADING] If my son's first name was Red and I gave him no middle name, his full name would resemble that of a Sioux cultural hero. If my daughter's first name was Green and I gave her no middle name, she would sound like a permanent noob.
[HEADING=3]What is my last name? [/HEADING]
Honestly though, I probably shouldn't be allowed to name my kids. I would like to name my first son Red and my first daughter Green. Not only for the obvious reference(cookies for those who figure it out), but because of my last name.
Edit: I might name my son Clancy just to be nice. Clancy means "Red Warrior"
[HEADING=1]Fun time:[/HEADING] If my son's first name was Red and I gave him no middle name, his full name would resemble that of a Sioux cultural hero. If my daughter's first name was Green and I gave her no middle name, she would sound like a permanent noob.
[HEADING=3]What is my last name? [/HEADING]
Your last name is Horn. Now where's my cookie? Do I get another for pointing out the Red Green show reference?
Remember when parents thought out their children's name that would be written on every document that pertains to them. Now it's a drunken night and the remains of the build a word refrigerator magnets, or the latest meme.
On Topic there's a girl in my school named Crystal and says it's pronounced like the champagne, than I watched The Boondocks and thought how coincidental that was because I met her the same week a saw that episode.
On Topic there's a girl in my school named Crystal and says it's pronounced like the champagne, than I watched The Boondocks and thought how coincidental that was because I met her the same week a saw that episode.
Renesmee. Haven't heard of anyone naming their poor child this yet, but someone will eventually.
