Stupid names that parents give their children...

[theultimateend]

Some people can be really idiotic when giving their children unique names. There's a couple in my local community who named their child (I shit you not):

Captain Friday Falkenburg

...Really? Captain Friday? Did... did you ever give your child's future any thought before settling on this? He is going to get teased sooooo much when he goes to school. Furthermore, what if he joins the military? Confusing much? And is "Captain Friday" together as his first name, or is it Captain as his first and Friday as his second?

And you know what the most incredulous part of this is? The kid was born on a SUNDAY!

So what about you? What are some of the stupidest names you've heard parents give to their kid?

Not necessarily.

If that kid has some good charisma he/she is going to kick ass in school.

Basically I think any name that is also a product of some kind is retarded.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

One Girl in my class is named Candy Corn... I walk in every day and give her one, just to be a bastard.

 

[gremily]

Damion

 

[gremily]

Sigh... This has to be posted in this thread.

And yes, I do believe that these are all real names (Somewhere in this messed up world).


[small]All in good fun, I am not a racist![/small]

Courtney?!?!?!?!?!??! LOL

 

[jboking]

[HEADING=3]What is my last name? [/HEADING]

Horn.

Bingo! 50 picarats to the smartypants!

 

[Conveant0]

"What's your kid going to do at a school with a name like Moonbeam or Wave or Horseradish or whatever they call 'em."

Ref?

 

[Hooded-hyena]

My Dad who works at a hospital as a RN, said he was treating a boy named Kanaabis. The legal name for weed.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Didn't MJ name his son Blanket?

 

[coldshadow]

I think ben dover will always be one of the best

 

[dagens24]

I'm going to name my kid Darwin, because it's badass. Male or female.

 

[Fbuh]

Australia. I'm not even kidding, there was a girl in high school named Australia. Why do people feel the urge to name their children after continents/countries? However, it's not as bad as the name my mother heard once: Placenta.

 

[Polarix]

I was at a High School football game and while looking at the away team's football player's list I noticed the name Brice Blossom on the list. That is easily one of the worst name's I have ever seen considering the guy already has a last name made for a girl and his parents name him Brice which isn't bad a first name but when combined with Blossom, that is just cruel and unusual punishment for the guy that is named that.

I also find it humourous that in the Unskippable video of Radiata Stories that the main character's name is Jack Russel, which is named after a dog.

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

Me and my brother share near identical names barring one letter changed. That's just lazy by my parents.

 

[Ddgafd]

This guy who transferred to our school told me he had a cousin called Dick Munch. No kidding.

 

[SilentVirus]

Adolf Hitler, Hinler, and Aryan Nation, The parents chose those names because "no one else would have those names".

 

[Cakes]

Moon Unit Zappa

Frank Zappa's child... Seriously

Oh my gee, that child needs to be an astronaut, NOW.

Diva Thin Muffin, another Zappa kid.
That man was fucking nuts, but at least he gave his kids cool names.

 

[Cakes]

On the topic of "Dick", how the fuck is that short for Richard? How does that work out? Bizarre...