Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Starboard is right and Port is left and means wine.

Where'd my Captain hat go?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Sorry I needed toilet paper. You can have it back.

Why aren't you accepting it?

 

[SteakHeart]

It's covered in poo.

How are we going to get there?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's up to you.

Helicopter or Boat?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Boalicopter!

Can we invent one?

 

[Ren3004]

No need, I already have one.


Did someone mention Port wine?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I did!

Did you bring some? Oh, and are you going on this trip?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No. I don't remember what trip this is.

What trip are you talking about?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The trip to the island of happiness.

When do we ship out?

 

[Ren3004]

Now. And yes, I brought some Port.



Will you get me a souvenir from your town as well?

 

[SteakHeart]

Why not. *hands Ren a slice of Chicago-style pizza*

So what should we do to pass the time?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't know. What about Poker?

You know how to play right?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, sure.


You mean strip poker? Cause I don't think anyone wants to see me lose at that.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No i meant regular poker. But you can play by your own rules if you must *Rolls eyes*

Do we even have a pack of cards?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I guess we could just draw some.


How many aces are there in a deck?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

9 I think. Oh wait that's martian cards.

Maybe we should do something else?

 

[Ren3004]

Maybe.

What about rock, paper, scissors?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That sounds good.

What about rock, paper, scissors, granade?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure.


What are the rules?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Normal rules apply, but after you win 3 times, you get to throw a grenade at someone.

Still want to play?