Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Yeah sure.


We're not talking real grenades here, are we? I mean, we don't want to make a mess.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah you have a point. *puts them away*

Well what do you suggest we replace the grenades with?

 

[Ren3004]

Because we're totally crazy. Also, we should use water balloons.


On a totally unrelated subject, do you mind changing to this white t-shirt, Vee?
[sub]Damn, I have to go to sleep.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I guess not? This black shirt is kind of old.

Do you accept my challenge of muskets at dawn?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes.


To make sure that we both get there at time, how about you come to sleep with me?
[sub]Ouch ouch! Hey that hurts. Stop it! Ouch! Why are you hitting me? Ouch![/sub]

 

[SteakHeart]

Haha, you got beat up by a gi-OW! OUCH! AUGH! You know, this makes me kinda hor-OW!

Can I join in and make it a three-way duel?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure, but no crossing swords.


Wow, where did you learn to fight like that, Vee?
[sub]Hey, Vee... I lost my teddy bear, can I cuddle with you instead?


OUCH. OK, I got it! Sheesh...[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The Himalayan mountains, same place where i learnt to be so flexible.

Hm, Do you know that you've put me in a bad mood?

 

[SteakHeart]

I did? I'm sorry. *hugs*

All better?

 

[Ren3004]

No, you're hugging the wrong person.

Sorry, Vee. What can I do to make up for it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Smiles* You know what you can do to cheer me up.

You do know, right?

 

[Ren3004]

Of course I do.


I'm getting really good at juggling flaming chainsaws, aren't I?

 

[SteakHeart]

I think.

But I must ask you this, Vee: Is this some kind of clumsy come-on?
[small]'Cause if it is, I'm totally game.[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

Ah! Now you shall never now.


Want some piecake too?

 

[SteakHeart]

Ooh, piecake! NOM NOM NOM!

Why did the horrible dog thing cross the road?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

To try to steal the pie cake on the other side. He didn't make it.

You really know how to cheer me up, right?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah. Wait, do you mean I did it wrong?


What should I do then?
[sub]Well, I really must go now. G'night, guys and girl![/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nothing I'm quite content now.

Did you just eat all of the Piecake?
[sub]G'night![/sub]

 

[SteakHeart]

No...
[sub]NOM[/sub]

Are we at the Land of Happiness yet?