Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Delicious.

So did you create this new concoction?

 

[SteakHeart]

I did. My cooking skills are epic.

Wanna know how to make it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure do.

Will you tell me the secret ingredient?

 

[Ren3004]

Trust me, you don't want to know.

That just made you more curious, didn't it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Pretty much.

So is Soylent Green the special ingredient?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

It is yes.

What's Soylent Green?

 

[Ren3004]

Easy. It's made o- *gets murdered*


Hey, who did that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The spoiler police. They did the same thing to me when it turned out that Darth Vader was Luke's-

Are you Clint Eastwood?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Find out for your self

Does that guess feel lucky, punk?

 

[SteakHeart]

I gots to know!
[sub]BTW, the secret ingredient is nothing.[/sub]

Why does Francis hate everything?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He's had a lot of disappointment. In fact I hate Francis for hating everything.

Maybe he needs an attitude adjustment?

 

[Ren3004]

Awesomeness is relative.


OK, guys, very funny. Now, who stole my teddy bear?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Raises hand* Me. Sorry, I wanted to clone it.

Do you want him back now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not today, i've already played rough.

Are you asking for a Pillow fight?!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Because you took Pheonix Wright down 1Hp!

Why did you put Link back up?

 

[COR 2000]

He's wielding a weapon and covered in blood. He obviously did something douche-worthy.
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