Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Excuse me for a seond. Ahem.

YOU THINK LINK IS THREE TIMES MORE AWESOME THAN GORDON FREEMAN?! DO YOU WANT TO BE DECAPITATED BY A LEGON OF ANGRY ESCAPISTS?!

 

[SteakHeart]

I think he does.

Wait, why did you just paint me blue?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

To remind you of what team you're on.

Now you won't forget right?

 

[SteakHeart]

Not with a paintjob like this! Nice even coating, no bubbles... Perfect!

Let me guess, Himalayan mountains?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Damn straight.

Would you ever want to train there?

 

[SteakHeart]

Depends.

How strict are they?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well for the first night you need to sleep alone on the mountain top and fend for yourself or with someone who's graduated. Then if you don't practice your skills you get exiled.

Still want to go?

 

[SteakHeart]

Eh, why not. Can't be any worse than my time in Purgatory.

OH GOD, WHY DO THEY HURT ME SO?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You showed fear. Not to mention a vast majority of the people here are nuns. They feed on pain.

Are you gonna need some help?

 

[SteakHeart]

I can handle it.

So what do I do first now that I removed the part of my brain that shows fear?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You need to go and fight a bear and bring back it's pelt. Then go and find it's mother and punch it in the face.

So how did that go?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. By "it didn't go well," I meant when the momma bear asked me to do it with her.w

When do I learn to be as flexible as you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

After your seventh year, plus you need to practice for 6 hours a day.

Why would you want to be as flexible as me anyway? I thought you were there for the paint thing.

 

[SteakHeart]

Well, I just wanted to have your MAD SKILLZ. And the flexibility has those advantages... *dreams of touching nose with elbow*

Why would I want to touch my nose with my elbow?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*does so* Like this? Well it's a bad ass way of scratching your nose.

So the training is going well?

 

[Azraellod]

Not really. The teacher hates me.

Why does everyone who tries to teach me anything hate me?

 

[SteakHeart]

Becuase you always try to kill them.

What happens if you fall off the mountain?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You get exiled and you die. So don't do it.

Can you touch your nose with your elbow yet?