Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Pm0n3y]

Yes, that sounds about right.

Hey, is that Jack over there? *points at guy wearing a ugly white sweater sitting next to Kratos*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't think so...*tilts head* Could've been though, but he doesn't have a wrench and his wrist isn't tattooed.

Does Kratos owe you money or something?

 

[Lambi]

No. He slaughtered my family.

Excuse me while I 'have a talk' with him?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Oh my G-

By all means?! Go ahead!

 

[Lambi]

Thanks.

*Lambi is seen talking with Kratos, they laugh and walk outside*

...?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

What the...? *follows and watches from window*

 

[Pm0n3y]

*follows Vee to window, grinning with anticipation*

Shall we have a drink while we wait for Lam to finish his “talk” with Kratos, Vee?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Sounds good, what're we drinking?

 

[Lambi]

*Lambi and Kratos start shouting and Kratos draws his Blades out. Lambi is seen drawing out two daggers, like Zidane uses. They start fighting*

...?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Please be careful, lambi...
Whatever you feel like, Sean. *hands over some money to Pm0n3y*

Surprise me, eh?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Surprises are fun!
Right?
[sub]Please, pose a question rather than just going "?" OK?[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

*Kratos swings his Blades at Lambi and Lambi quickly dodges the attack. Lambi quickly dashes at Kratos and slashes his side with the daggers*

DO YOU FEEL THE PAIN, KRATOS!?

 

[Pm0n3y]

@Sean: Well he can't really ask us anything if he's outside and we're inside, now can he?

@Lambi: *flinches* Oooh, he felt something, that's for sure!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope. *Cheers on lambi*

Did you see that?

 

[Lambi]

*As Kratos recovers from the attack, he swings the Blades at Lambi and cuts one foot off. Lambi then slashes at one arm on Kratos*

THINK THAT'S GOING TO STOP ME!?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Covers eyes*

I-I can't watch?

 

[Lambi]

*Kratos's arm falls off, but he grabs Lambi by the throat. He throws Lambi through the window at the bar and Lambi falls on the ground, gasping for air*

[sup]Stay out of my way.
He's mine.

Think I've had enough, Kratos[/sup]?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*helps lambi up**wipes blood from face*

Don't be so drastic!
Please, be careful?

 

[Lambi]

[sup]I always am, Vaude.[/sup]

*Lambi hops on one foot to Kratos, who is quick to grab him with the Blades and is ready to rip him apart*?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I know this is your fight, but you're going to get killed.

*Jumps over lambi and Kratos, before stabbing Kratos in the back with blade, he releases lambi momentarily.*

Distraction time, I believe?