Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I disappeared for a while, I didn't eat any. The others seemed to like it though.

So, if you've been killing puppies, you're stressed?

 

[Ren3004]

A little. Populational genetics makes me want to kill puppies.


Know what I mean?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, I'm sorry to hear it.

Anything I can do to cheer you up? Another Aston Martin?

 

[Ren3004]

Maybe a Martini.


See what I did there?

 

[Lambi]

Yes.

But tell me, who are you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

What? Don't be silly lambi.
*mixes Martini and hands to Ren*
Here you go?

Ren and Vaude? Ring a bell?

 

[Lambi]

I...I can't remember a thing.

And who is this lambi you speak of?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You. You're lambi.

Can't you remember anything?

 

[Ren3004]

I remember everything. Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not you, silly. How's the martini by the way?

*shakes head* Lambi, you really can't remember or are you just kidding?

 

[Ren3004]

Pretty good, thanks. COME ON, LAMBI! SNAP OUT OF IT!


He's... gone, isn't he? *cries*

 

[Lambi]

I remember...killing a bald man with a red tattoo and wearing nothing but sandals and a loincloth.

I'm...Lambi?

 

[Ren3004]

YES! HE'S BACK! I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LET US DOWN, MATE!


So, where do you want to go now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*hands handkerchief to Ren*
Well, we're currently in hospital. You've got any suggestions?

And yes, Lambi. That man was Kratos,

Come on, you must remember something more?

 

[Lambi]

That's as much as I can remember.

Who are you again?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm Ren3004, and this is VaudevillianVeteran. It's okay, you'll remember eventually.


How are you feeling?

 

[Lambi]

...Fine, except I have a giant headache and I seem to be in bandages.

Care to refresh my memory?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well. Kratos beat you pretty badly, he choked you and cut off your foot. But don't worry! I fixed you up temporarily before taking you here.
You passed out from blood loss.

And now you apparently have amnesia...?

 

[Lambi]

Apparently I do.
...
...
...
...what?
Wait, what's happening...

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Passes out*?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, he's out cold.


Doctor?