Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*grabs cloth and presses against neck**presses call button*

Stay awake, okay?

 

[Lambi]

Forgive me, I am new to this.

You see, I was created last night in the 'The Guy above me is a troll because...' thread.

You have Sas to thank for me being created.

How will you thank him?

 

[Ren3004]

"Thank you". Like that.


Were you being sarcastic? *bleeds some more*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He might've been. Careful. *wipes away Ren's blood and applies more pressure*

How was he created?

 

[Lambi]

Not in the slightest.

Here. *Bites neck again, wound heals*

Better?

 

[Ren3004]

How did you do that?

 

[Lambi]

Like this.

*Bites other side of neck, wound is created, bites wound, wound heals*

Want another demonstartion?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That was...kind of cool. *rings out bloody rag*

Feeling better, Ren?

 

[Ren3004]

I'd still like an explanation.


Do you teeth have tecidual factor or something?

 

[Lambi]

I don't know.

But haven't you noticed the changes on Lambi?

The long teeth?

The red eyes?

The long, black hair?

The long fingernails?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, you've gone goth?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well...Everyone tries a new look every now and then...It's not bad actually.

Um, is it too bright in here? Should I close the curtain?

 

[Lambi]

No, Ren. I'm not 'goth'. I'm a bloody vampire.

It's ok, Vaude.

I'll only look like this when I'm Vampire-Lambi.

Did you know normal Lambi is regaining his memory while we are talking?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, that's nice. You're actually a nice guy, you kn- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH LAMBI IS ON FIRE!



WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

 

[Lambi]

I'm not on fire, you're just seeing things.

It happens after I heal wounds.

Is it ok if it's going to be an hour until you return to normal, Ren?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I think I can handle th- IS THAT AN ELEPHANT STEPPING ON MY CAR?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm glad to hear normal Lambi is getting his memory back, we were worried.

I think it's better than you bleeding to death Ren?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, but... *sniifs* At least I've still got the Aston.


Maybe I should lay down a bit?

 

[Lambi]

I don't recommend it, Ren.

The visions will haunt your dreams instead.

Would you want that to happen?

 

[Ren3004]

DAMN, there's always a drawback.


Will someone take that dog out of here? The barking is driving me crazy.