Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I hope not.

Cards to pass the time?

 

[Ren3004]

Poker?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Strip poker?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure.


On a related note, how do you wake up Lady Gaga?

 

[Lambi]

...
...
...
Ok. I got it.

It means "We are here".

What does that mean?

 

[Ren3004]

It means they are here.


Does this mean no poker? *stores deck*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aw...I wanted to play poker!

Poke her face, right? That's how you wake Lady Gaga up?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I was think of setting her bed on fire, but that works too.


Why are we talking about this again?

 

[Lambi]

Let's play poker.

Who's the dealer?

 

[Ren3004]

Steve.


Big blind?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I've never played before.

I'll just watch in that case, huh?

 

[Ren3004]

That's OK.


Will you 'help' me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

With your cards...? *smirks*

 

[Ren3004]

Yes.


Or you could slice my opponents' throats?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Oh, I can do that. *takes kitchen knife out of pocket*

Hey, are deuces wild?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not sure, ask Ren.
No problem, Sweetheart. *pulls out blades*

Easiest way to win, right?

 

[Ren3004]

Indeed.
No, Pm0n3y, they're tamed.


MY GOD, ARE YOU BLIND?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Ummm...No.

Why did you ask that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh?! I don't think I am!

Why?!

 

[Ren3004]

Because I don't know who the small blind is.


Anyone?