Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't think there's anything we can do for now? We'll wait until he wakes up?

Wait, You're the Doctor here, remember Ren?

 

[Lambi]

There is no need for a doctor.

Hello?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Blink*

...Hello?

 

[Lambi]

We haven't met before.

I'm Vampire-Lambi.

Pleased to meet you.

And you are?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Vampire-lambi...
Oh, um. VaudevillianVeteran and Ren3004. *shakes hand*
Nice to meet you.

...Do you know what's going on in lambi's mind?

 

[Ren3004]

He wants to suck blood and hates Italian food?


Uh, maybe I should go?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why's that? You have work to do? *sad*

 

[Ren3004]

No, I had Italian for lunch. With garlic... lots of garlic.


So, should I wait outside until Lambi is back to normal?

 

[Lambi]

Oh, please stay, Ren.
Oh, please, I'm just a personality. Garlic does nothing to me.

Besides, do you think I can do much while lying here?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, well, I thought that garlic would be a problem.


So, is there anything I could get you?

 

[Lambi]

No, and neither is normal Lambi.

Just don't get your necks too close to my face.

Unless your offering your blood to me?

 

[Ren3004]

Uhhhh... no... I kind of need my blood.


Is tomato juice close enough?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It kind of looks like blood?

Plus I don't think regular lambi would appreciate having his body drink blood?

 

[Lambi]

...Sure.

You got some?

 

[Ren3004]

Here. Lambi wouldn't like drinking blood, the aftertaste is awful...

.>
Not that I know anything about that...

Why are you looking at me like that?

 

[Lambi]

Because you're too close to my face.

Forgive me...

*Bites Ren's neck, sucks some blood*?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah!

What the hell-?!

 

[Ren3004]

OW!


Excuse me for a bit? Stay sharp, Lambi!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

R-Ren? Are you going to be okay?!

 

[Ren3004]

*bleeds* I thinks so.


Why is the room spinning? *bleeds more*