Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

When his village is attacked by a Sasquatch (Sasquatch99), John Leibniz (Ren3004) decides to help defending his home. But when John's wife (VaudevillianVeteran) is involved in a horse riding accident, the creature saves her from certain death, and John starts believing the it is capable of human emotion. Can John stop the angry villagers from killing the Sasquatch? Will the creature be able to live in peace with humans? Or will it take their bones and eat their brains?

All this, and much more in

Sasquatch - The Return

This Summer, only on cinemas​

What do you think?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I like it. Definitely one of your ideas, Darlin'.

Well, Sas? Considering that you're the main man?

 

[Sassafrass]

I like it!

What budget do you have?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

A big one!
Can we keep the walrus?
Pwetty pwease?
[sub]I only just got Escapist working again, but friends had it fine[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Are you still talking about the walrus?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I am back from mah huff!

And your movie ees a stoopeed eengleesh idee.

Am I French now?

 

[Ren3004]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!


Is that... acute frenchitis?

 

[Sassafrass]

It seems to be.

Shall we invade France on a whim?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh damn! I've never seen acute frenchitis...

What do we do?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

We have to amputate!
Do we have supplies?

 

[Ren3004]

Wait, we have to test him first. And there's no need to amputate, don't say that!


Baguette?

 

[Sassafrass]

Please.

...Bad response?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Will you share the baguette?

 

[Ren3004]

I was offering it to Cougar... It's a medical test...

Did he eat it?

 

[Sassafrass]

...He did.

Proceed with recommend course of treatment?

 

[Ren3004]

I need an MRI to confirm location of the rooster.

Nurse?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'll get my mallet?

 

[Ren3004]

We need an MRI First *BEEP BEEP* He's crashing!

I need 10cc of earl gray tea, stat! Nurse?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, Doctor! *hands earl gray tea with syringe in it*

To the MRI machine?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, fast! *injects Cougar*

*45 minutes later*
So, where's the rooster? We need to operate him ASAP!