Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Rooster? What rooster?!

 

[Ren3004]

*sigh* Frenchitis is caused by a rooster in the patient's body. The rooster releases brie cheese into the bloodstream over time, eventually making the patient behave in an extremely French manner.

So, where is it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Puts head to Cougars chest*
I hear it! It's in there.

Ready to operate, Doctor? *covers face with surgical mask and raises mallet*

 

[Ren3004]

Ready. *Vee hits Cougar*

Scalpel?

 

[Sassafrass]

I shall observe this operation thingy.

Get to work?

 

[Ren3004]

*Starts cutting* AH! The rooster is trying to come out.

Thongs?

 

[Lambi]

You mean tongs?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*blush*I-I hope so, because-is now the time...?
Oh! Right. *hands over*

Antiseptic?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Here.
Want me to remove the skull fragments?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I want all of you to show up in the OR wearing only thongs! OF COURSE I MEAN TONGS!

CAN'T YOU SEE THAT COUGAR'S DYING?


Yes, sean, do that while I excise this portion of the liver.

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, sir. I'm wearing mine no--Oh, I see.

Did you mean tongs?

 

[Ren3004]

YES, I MEANT TONGS!
And don't ninja me while I'm operating, do you want me to sever his renal vein?


*sigh* Tongs?

 

[Lambi]

*Hands tongs over to Ren*

Hurry?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Right.
I'm sorry, Doctor.

Can you see the rooster?

 

[Ren3004]

NO!
*pulls rooster* OK, now close him up.


Is he stable?

 

[Ren3004]

It would be if we weren't talking about a man's life!


Is he st-... in risk of cardiac arrest? Brie cheese can clog the aorta.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Maybe....?

Hi everybody?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*finishes stitches*
He's fine. He's stable.

Good work, Doctor?

 

[Ren3004]

Hi, Waffles! Good work, everyone!

Give him heparin to prevent clotting and keep him under observation.

2 weeks of dialysis? That should clean his system.

 

[Sassafrass]

Afternoon.

Going to watch the operation with me, Waffles? *Offers popcorn*