Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

By stretching my index and my pinky.


Why do your avatars look the same?

 

[Ren3004]

I am, but I'm undercover.


Did you hear that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah. It came from the roof.

Are you going to see what it is?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, it always works so well in horror films.


Who could have guessed that is was a serial killer?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not me. Um...

Well, what should we do? He looks...stabby.

 

[Ren3004]

I know! Let's invite him for dinner.


Do you think he likes pudding?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No. I don't think so. He's kind of eating the bowl.

Do you think he's calmer now after the dinner?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. I put cyanide in it.


Wait... You didn't eat the pudding, did you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*chokes* -only a little.

You can help me, right?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, sure. *grabs the scalpel*


Could you raise your sweater, please?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Fine. Damn lazy surgeons. *raises it *

How many CC's of Anesthesia should I give myself? *grabs mallet*

 

[Ren3004]

10 and a half.


Now that she's asleep, does anyone have a medical degree?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You...what...? *Zzz*

(Why didn't I ask to be driven to a hospital...?)

 

[Ren3004]

Because you trust me too much for your own good.


Where... does... this... thing... go?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

(Argh! Not there! Surely you have common sense. Scalpels are sharp y'know.)

(How long until the surgery is over?)

 

[Ren3004]

Depends on how long it takes to figure out is this thing is important or not.


There... feeling better?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A little. Kind of excruciating. At least I'm not dying any more and hey! You removed my appendix while you were at it.

Are you going to give me anything to make the horrible horrible pain stop?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I can kiss it away.


So... Where does it hurt?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well my stomach for starters, plus I have a headache-wait...

Are you sure that'd work? I'm pretty sure pills work well.

 

[Mr. Fister]

No no, suppositories are the only effective way at treating the common cold.

So, what are twelve by pi's?