Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[therealsomeguy]

because thecakeisalie

why is it amore when the moon hits my eye like a big pizza pie

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I want to know what you mean by amore first.

Why do girls like shoes?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We use them as weapons when no one is looking...Shoe-jitsu.

How long until scuba suits become fashionable?

 

[SteakHeart]

The world may never know.

Why is it that my pants set on fire whenever I see a train with less then 6 cars?

 

[therealsomeguy]

because Chuck Norris made it so

why is there actually only 30 people in the world and the rest are just illusions?

 

[therealsomeguy]

yep, its name is Geraldo

is it true the Geraldo has a horse whose name is alo Geraldo?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No. The horse's name is Steve.

Why is that guy about to tackle you?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Nope, were doomed

Or are we?

 

[SteakHeart]

Stand back, buddy. I'm a wizard.
[small]I've got the monacle, see?[/small]

Is it dead?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because Templars are hard core.

What is this bicycle doing here?

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

I dunno, but It has a hammer as a steering wheel

What do I do with it?

 

[therealsomeguy]

oh sorry about that, i stole it from Kevin Rudd

Will K Rudd save us?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Call the ghostbusters

Who you gonna call?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The local authorities!

Wait...That's not right is it?

 

[therealsomeguy]

it is now

is there still a dragon in the room or am i on drugs?