Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

Eating tofu.

What, is there anything wrong with that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, Tofu is bland as anything.

Here, why not try this new and improved tofu?

 

[Ren3004]

Because it is burnt.


How did you burn tofu?

 

[SteakHeart]

I fried it.

Does Vee ever use anything except Incinerate?

 

[Ren3004]

The extreme sexiness plasmid.
[sub]Hey, I'm the only one who can call her Vee![/sub]


Does it work well?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You tell me.

So, are you going to go and punch that Big Daddy for me?

 

[SteakHeart]

Only if by "punch" you mean "shoot."
[small]Fine, Ren. I'll just stick with Vaude. Or Vaudie, if we're... you know...[/small]

Why does no one ever acknowledge how awesome the Insect Swarm plasmid is?

 

[Ren3004]

I do.


How can you not like a magical hand that shoots bees?

 

[SteakHeart]

I don't even know!


Wait, what if the bees get stuck?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't think they can be removed...

That'd be painful wouldn't it? Not to mention not the best to look at.

 

[SteakHeart]

It is. I would know, it just happened to me.

Why didn't I pay attention the the Little Sister when she told me this would happen?

 

[Ren3004]

Because she's just a little kid.


How much is awesome + awesome?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Perhaps

eww, who farted?

 

[Ren3004]

That guy in the 2nd row.


Who is he? I've never seen him before.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't know, but i don't like his Viking hat.

Does that mean he's a viking?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, probably.


Is he asleep?

 

[SteakHeart]

Jelly.

Should we eat him, since he's made of jelly?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well he's snoring...um, growling.

Want to poke him?

 

[therealsomeguy]

becuase vikings enjoys raping, pillaging and jam donuts

Or do they?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...They do? But you forgot casual ballet.

How are we going to explain the dead viking to the police?