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On with the show?
On with the show?
Sassafrass and VaudevillianVeteran Review: The X-Factor
Yes, this is another doubles review as the last one went quite well, don?t you agree?
Again, any TL;DR posts shall be reported. M?kay?
Well now. The X-Factor. A TV talent show that was formerly known as Pop Idol. A TV show that, like Big Brother, spawned numerous spin offs in several countries over the world and probably has its own version somewhere in space where aliens try to appease an alien ego maniac with his waistband around his nipples.
This is what I think of the X-Factor. ?Oh, alright, I?ll give it a fair chance.
Let?s start this review of with the format of the show, how they pick the contestants and weed out the poorer ones, etc etc. It?s actually a simple and entertaining format, if a little cringe worthy and annoying due to the MASSIVE, and I shall reiterate that point again, MASSIVE amount of ego tripping the judges and even some of the contestants seem to do. The show and judges travel from city to city, auditioning people whohave little to no talent at ALL! turn up and believe they can be the next big thing. The producers of the show then pick the ones they deem good enough to stand in front of the judges. They then go into a small room with the four judges, or as of 2009, go onto a stage in front of 2000 people and the judges and sing their hearts out, hoping against hope they shall be liked by at least three of the four judges, who will either say yes or no. 3 Yes? gets them onto the next round, which is Boot Camp.
Sadly, it?s not that kind of Boot Camp. Shame, really.
The Boot Camp. Which either takes place in a hotel or a small studio, away from the nasty shouting people dressed in army fatigues. Which would make for a better show but anyway! It is here, in the confines of a building of which no one actually knows about, the people that have been picked for Boot Camp sing to a judge and at times, a special guest from the world of music to judge them and give them tips on their performance. After they have done this, they then move it to the judges houses where they cut down the number of contestants to 12.
*Sighs* If only they did that to the axed contestants faces...
Yes, this is another doubles review as the last one went quite well, don?t you agree?
Again, any TL;DR posts shall be reported. M?kay?
Well now. The X-Factor. A TV talent show that was formerly known as Pop Idol. A TV show that, like Big Brother, spawned numerous spin offs in several countries over the world and probably has its own version somewhere in space where aliens try to appease an alien ego maniac with his waistband around his nipples.
This is what I think of the X-Factor. ?Oh, alright, I?ll give it a fair chance.
Let?s start this review of with the format of the show, how they pick the contestants and weed out the poorer ones, etc etc. It?s actually a simple and entertaining format, if a little cringe worthy and annoying due to the MASSIVE, and I shall reiterate that point again, MASSIVE amount of ego tripping the judges and even some of the contestants seem to do. The show and judges travel from city to city, auditioning people who
Sadly, it?s not that kind of Boot Camp. Shame, really.
The Boot Camp. Which either takes place in a hotel or a small studio, away from the nasty shouting people dressed in army fatigues. Which would make for a better show but anyway! It is here, in the confines of a building of which no one actually knows about, the people that have been picked for Boot Camp sing to a judge and at times, a special guest from the world of music to judge them and give them tips on their performance. After they have done this, they then move it to the judges houses where they cut down the number of contestants to 12.
*Sighs* If only they did that to the axed contestants faces...
*Ahem* *Dons flashy presenter dress*
'Good evening, Ladies and Gentleman! I am Miss. Vaudevillian, reporting from Channel ITV! 'Cause let's face it, who else would air it?'
'Should we meet our contestants?!'
'Good evening, Ladies and Gentleman! I am Miss. Vaudevillian, reporting from Channel ITV! 'Cause let's face it, who else would air it?'
'Should we meet our contestants?!'
'Indeed we shall, Miss Vaudevillian!'
'And lucky, well I say lucky, contestant number one is?'
'And lucky, well I say lucky, contestant number one is?'
*twirls slightly*
'Thank you ominous voice! Our first contestant is a Mr. Sass A. Frass. Or Sassafrass. I shall call him Sas. Anyway~'
'Tell us about yourself, Sas?'
'Thank you ominous voice! Our first contestant is a Mr. Sass A. Frass. Or Sassafrass. I shall call him Sas. Anyway~'
'Tell us about yourself, Sas?'
'Well, Miss Vaudevillian, I'm an angry teenager who is pissed off at celebrity and the culture in general. I also like reviewing shit shows, being ninja'd and the ood case of going mad in my spare time.'
'And may I say, you look simply stunning tonight?'
[sup]Or is it the afternoon? Ah, who cares anymore.[/sup]
'And may I say, you look simply stunning tonight?'
[sup]Or is it the afternoon? Ah, who cares anymore.[/sup]
Ooh! Ooh! Can I join even though I don't know what it's about?
I'll give you a comic if you do!
I'll give you a comic if you do!
'You charmer, Sas! I should thank my wonderful manager for allowing me the chance to buy stuff like this. *blows kiss*'
'And we have our next contestant, Mr. Steak Heart. What can you say about yourself, Steak?'
'And we have our next contestant, Mr. Steak Heart. What can you say about yourself, Steak?'
'I'm... You're not getting my personal info that easily.'
'But you still want that comic, right?'
'But you still want that comic, right?'
*audience laughter*
'I take this opportunity to say that I highly approve of Cyanide and Happiness. Good show!'
'Why so secretive Steak? Surely you can trust me? You're on a show that tortures celebrities after all?'
'I take this opportunity to say that I highly approve of Cyanide and Happiness. Good show!'
'Why so secretive Steak? Surely you can trust me? You're on a show that tortures celebrities after all?'
'NO!' *Blows up Waffles* 'Anyways, I like hard rock, video games, and I'm scarily good at remembering things from the Intenet or video games.'
'That good?'
'That good?'
'Thank you Steak, *winks*, We have a Mr. Waffles Andbacon as our 3rd contestant!'
'What can you say, Waffles?'
'What can you say, Waffles?'
"Hello everybody i am a normal African American teenager who often mistaken for a caucasian. I like Anime, Anything with Jim Carrey, Monkeys. And i'm the founder of the product Chloro-wine"
"And...i believe that's it?"
"And...i believe that's it?"
'I'll take this opportunity to say that this show is endorsed by Chloro-Wine! Thank you Waffles, Good luck!'
'Have we any more contestants?'
'Have we any more contestants?'
*Over headset to Vaude* Reeves is escaping!
Keep the crowd busy, will you?!
Interview Space!
[sup]Quick, taser the fucker!
And yes, I am part of the backstage staff as well.[/sup]
Keep the crowd busy, will you?!
Interview Space!
[sup]Quick, taser the fucker!
And yes, I am part of the backstage staff as well.[/sup]
'Ah hello Spacer! I'm sorry, you joined so suddenly.'
'Care to tell us about yourself?'
Got it.
'Care to tell us about yourself?'
Got it.