I'm the sexiest fucker alive, elected by Vauge Magazine, and I played Shia LeBeouf in "The Great Bad Actor Murders", which will be released on March 25th 2010!
Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.
- Thread starter KhaosElement
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'Very nice Space, Thank you. So contestants- Which celebrities are you planning on meeting tonight?' *smiles*
'Well, I'm looking forward to meeting someone I hate with a passion.
Shall I spill?'
[sup]Reeves, put the cake down. Don't infect it with your bad acting. Reeves, NO!
Cake is down, I repeat the cake is down! Get me a medic! MEDIC!!!
*In another ear piece to Vaude* Well, do we have them two? Oh, shi-*Static*[/sup]
Shall I spill?'
[sup]Reeves, put the cake down. Don't infect it with your bad acting. Reeves, NO!
Cake is down, I repeat the cake is down! Get me a medic! MEDIC!!!
*In another ear piece to Vaude* Well, do we have them two? Oh, shi-*Static*[/sup]
'Ah-ah-ah. A girl never gives away her secrets boys! We'll have to see soon, won't we?' *shakes finger and winks*
'Care to tell us, Sas?'
We do. What's going on back there?
'Care to tell us, Sas?'
We do. What's going on back there?
'Yes, I'm hoping Keanu Reeves is here.
Here's hoping, huh?'
Not yet! Keep it going!
Reeves has gone insane! He's taken out a cake and a couple of sound guys. They all look like blank faces now. SHIT! HERE HE COMES!!! TAKE HIM DOWN!!! SHOOT TO STU-*Static*
Here's hoping, huh?'
Not yet! Keep it going!
Reeves has gone insane! He's taken out a cake and a couple of sound guys. They all look like blank faces now. SHIT! HERE HE COMES!!! TAKE HIM DOWN!!! SHOOT TO STU-*Static*
'You bet. *winks* Alright, I think it's time for a word from our sponsors, Chloro-wine!'
'See you after the break? Don't go anywhere! *blows kiss*'
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Alright, what the hell is going on? *pulls revolver and goes backstage*
'See you after the break? Don't go anywhere! *blows kiss*'
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Alright, what the hell is going on? *pulls revolver and goes backstage*
Dont know, dont care *Helmet appears*
I always wanted to do this ya know? *Runs behind Vaude*
I always wanted to do this ya know? *Runs behind Vaude*
No...well yes i meant Catch Keanu Reeves *Puts on helmet* SI!!!!! *WAFFLE PUNCHES Keanu he faints* WELL THAT WAS EASY
WONDER WHY HE NEVER SMILES?
WONDER WHY HE NEVER SMILES?
*drags Reeves back to holding cell and reinforces locks*
To answer the questions: He's down, To each his own, my dear, 42 and I have really no idea.
Great. Now I gotta go back to makeup. I hate people doing that. *goes off*
How long until we're back on air?
To answer the questions: He's down, To each his own, my dear, 42 and I have really no idea.
Great. Now I gotta go back to makeup. I hate people doing that. *goes off*
How long until we're back on air?