Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Your head explodes from the rhyming.

Where's Waldo?

 

[SteakHeart]

IN MY INTESTINES!

Want some of what I'm drinking? It's not drugged, don't worry.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Do i ever turn down your drinks? *drinks some*

What is it, anyway?

 

[SteakHeart]

I do not know.

So what's the new avatar supposed to be?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Just something i made up quickly, while I work on the new one. Who doesn't love a floor show?

Did you get your Law shotgun confiscated?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yup. I also got my Law wallet confiscated, too. And my Law water bottle. And my Law glasses. And my Law con-OW!

You know that I'm not really in law school, right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup. Yet, i still let you defend me court.

Maybe i should stop being so trusting?

 

[Ren3004]

No. By the way, can I borrow your car?


You don't mind the smell of dead bodies, do you?

 

[SteakHeart]

Not unless there is some air freshener on hand.

Any clue as to what I'm drinking?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't know! It's kind of lemony, then it tastes like vodka, then it makes you blind for a while.

Can i have some more?

 

[Lambi]

You can have some of my vampire blood. You are now a vampire.

How does it feel being a vampire?

 

[SteakHeart]

Pretty damn good. I grew, like, five inches. IN HEIGHT, YOU SICKO.

Why am I still not convinced Yuffie there hates me after last night?

 

[Ren3004]

Because she sent you mixed signals.


Why do girls do that, anyway?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because the majority of us cannot express ourselves properly. And a small percentage of us are just bitches.

Need a hug?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, thank you.


What does your new avatar say?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

no i dont take hugs from strangers.....anymore

why do i have this sudden burning feeling

 

[Lambi]

Because I cast Fire on you since you were cold.

Want a hug?

 

[Ren3004]

Again, yes, thanks.


Why did no one answer my question?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It says 'give the cold shoulder', but i was just testing the size first.

Why'd it get so cold suddenly?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

because you giving the cold shoulder.....that was joke people

why does no one laugh at my jokes