Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Yes. Got them right here.

So, do you know where she lives?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Why yes, yes I do.

I lied. What do we do now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Thank god i can teleport, huh?

So how do the cat ears look?

 

[Metric Monkey]

They look wonderful.

Would you like anything else?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The world in my palm but that's too much to ask, so I'm happy for the minute.

So, how do i thank you two?

 

[Lambi]

A big hug.

Can I have one?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

BIG CANADIAN HUG FOR YOU! *hugs*

how many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Twelve?

What do you call a black man piloting an airplane?
[sub][sub]Disclaimer: I'm not racist.[/sub][/sub]

 

[SteakHeart]

Something not racist.

Why are my shoulders so cold?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

My bad. Sorry.

How are you going to warm them up?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Curse you VaudevillianVeteran

Why must you do this??!??!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

because I feel the need to hurt those that I love,

did I just unintentionally reference something?

 

[Ren3004]

Not that I remember.


Why is my heart a little shriveled rock?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You didn't water it and it solidified.

Can anything fix that?

 

[Ren3004]

Pure, untainted love.

Is it worth the trouble, though?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

depends how close love is to you

how many roads must a man walk down?

 

[SteakHeart]

As many as it takes to get to sex. OW!

Is it just me, or did that hurt less than usual?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Wait, what?

How many roads is a man willing to walk down before he leaves out of boredom?

 

[SteakHeart]

About three.

How long are the roads?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

30 feet. Uphill.

Hey, is that something shiny?