I'm sure he's fine
How about everyone else?
[sub]The conversation we would probably have follows:
Hey, how are you guys?
Good, what about you?
Not so good *sadface*
What's wrong?
My stomach hates me, as do my intestines...
Oh, that sucks, anything good happen?
I met up with a buddy I haven't seen for three years, and apparently my ex doesn't hate me.
Really, cool, and how come?
Well apparently she broke up with me because she freaked at how me and Vaude were such good friends really quickly, and she boinked a dude at her work.
Anything interesting happen with you guys?
Waffles has testicular cancer, and GG needs a colonoscopy and heart surgery, Vaude is pregnant with Sas's baby, but she's getting married to Neon, so they can rule the escapist together with an iron fist, Rain and his cousin are now married, Furburt and Hub got jealous and were married by Lambi, who is now Buddhist because Yahtzee told him to convert in a dream, and we all went blind after getting Goatse'd by Smag
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