Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Guitar Gamer]

how is I leave for several minutes and Vaudess get's knocked up?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup. You can have a discount. I never really knew what they sold though.

Huh? I am not knocked up!?

 

[Lambi]

Sas, your 'Whoa...' reminded me of Keanu Reeves.

Sorry?

 

[Sassafrass]

...You are forgiven, Lambi.

At least, 'til I get myself back into my body, right?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

And I'm pregnant with Sas' baby?

...I will only say that the child would have amazing hair if such a thing happened.

Sas, You're almost good to go, visit the giftshop and do whatever you want cause' it's almost time to go.

Vaudess would like to explain that?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

GG: Read, learn, love, love me, become a stalker, get caught, go to jail, find it hard to get a job afterwards, die cold and alone in a gutter, homeless.
Or at least that's how it happens for most of them.

I'm sure he's fine

How about everyone else?

[sub]The conversation we would probably have follows:
Hey, how are you guys?
Good, what about you?
Not so good *sadface*
What's wrong?
My stomach hates me, as do my intestines...
Oh, that sucks, anything good happen?
I met up with a buddy I haven't seen for three years, and apparently my ex doesn't hate me.
Really, cool, and how come?
Well apparently she broke up with me because she freaked at how me and Vaude were such good friends really quickly, and she boinked a dude at her work.
Anything interesting happen with you guys?
Waffles has testicular cancer, and GG needs a colonoscopy and heart surgery, Vaude is pregnant with Sas's baby, but she's getting married to Neon, so they can rule the escapist together with an iron fist, Rain and his cousin are now married, Furburt and Hub got jealous and were married by Lambi, who is now Buddhist because Yahtzee told him to convert in a dream, and we all went blind after getting Goatse'd by Smag
[/sub]

Understand now?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

GG: Read, learn, love, love me, become a stalker, get caught, go to jail, find it hard to get a job afterwards, die cold and alone in a gutter, homeless.
Or at least that's how it happens for most of them.

I'm sure he's fine

How about everyone else?

[sub]The conversation we would probably have follows:
Hey, how are you guys?
Good, what about you?
Not so good *sadface*
What's wrong?
My stomach hates me, as do my intestines...
Oh, that sucks, anything good happen?
I met up with a buddy I haven't seen for three years, and apparently my ex doesn't hate me.
Really, cool, and how come?
Well apparently she broke up with me because she freaked at how me and Vaude were such good friends really quickly, and she boinked a dude at her work.
Anything interesting happen with you guys?
Waffles has testicular cancer, and GG needs a colonoscopy and heart surgery, Vaude is pregnant with Sas's baby, but she's getting married to Neon, so they can rule the escapist together with an iron fist, Rain and his cousin are now married, Furburt and Hub got jealous and were married by Lambi, who is now Buddhist because Yahtzee told him to convert in a dream, and we all went blind after getting Goatse'd by Smag
[/sub]

Understand now?

yeah
why the hell did you guys make me have to get colonoscopy and heart surgery?

aren't we friends?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Not "was made to get to have"
Needs.
Or else you will die!

OK?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

No!

why do I need surgery?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because otherwise you will die!

Also, you need a colonoscopy.

Did you see the key word before the probable conversation?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah Sean, very good move.

Made me laugh, y'know?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*sounds of a clock ticking*

soooooooooo
you jsut made up that all up?

sorry I'm running on fumes right now

what are you talking about?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I did not know Vaude, however I do know now, which is the tense in which you phrased your question, though that was in the past.

Who knows what show I was watching all day?
[sub]Hint, one of the characters is picky, pedantic and refuses to take something as it is, and has to correct the slighest factual innacuracy[/sub]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I think I might just shimmy on out of here then

is that for the best?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Big Bang Theory?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Si senorita Vaude.

I have a thursday night from 9 to 10, available all day!

Guess why?

 

[Sassafrass]

You've got nothing to do?

And Vaude, have you finished healing me yet?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Well yes, the nothing to do bit ispartly because I'm ill, but the thursday night, was because I have The Big Bang theory season one and two, and How I Met Your Mother season one.
On DVD!

So Vaude?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

And....Good to go! *finishes stitch*

Sas? Wakey, wakey?!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

WAAAAAIT
can I draw on his face first?